• It cracks my glass, when goldfish, in the privacy of bowls, do it.....
    • Estrella Starr
  • I saw the old woman next door get all red-faced because two cats were going at it on the hood of her car. It was pretty funny. But she got a broom and shooed them off of there, and I felt all bad for the Tom cat. All he could do was go off somewhere and lick it! ...Wait, maybe that's not so bad. *blink*
    • beaker95
      What did the other cat do....?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Oh the female? As far I could tell she was relieved! (Well he was all digging his claws in her back and REEOOOW!!! ROOOOW-OOOO-OOO-OOOH!!!! You know, kind of like Saturday nights....
    • beaker95
      ...down at the lost and found....?
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      No, at my house! *blink*
  • *sings* "Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fall in love..." ....Wait, you've seen birds doing it? I've never seen birds doing it. Or earthworms either. (They each have both gonads, one on each end, and can impregnate each other.) ...I have seen dragon flies locked in coitus, in flight, gliding in long lazy circles till they actually hit the ground, because they forget to flap their nasty little wings (sometimes)(scientists observe this kind of stuff)(No, I'm not a scientist, but it's my lunch hour.)

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