ANSWERS: 6
  • Only when my wife REALLY pisses me off......
    • Ice man
      Is that better than being pissed on ? ...
    • beaker95
      Only when the electric fence is turned off.....
    • Ice man
      Careful now, don't take chances. I knew a fellow who got severely zapped and he's not around anymore.
    • beaker95
      That was due to bunny-boilers with sad lives.....
  • No but the question brings me a good chuckle(more than once)
  • Not since I bought a cheese grater.
    • beaker95
      Remind me to never eat cheesy nachos in your trailer....
    • Ice man
      Never eat cheesy nachos in my trailer ..
    • beaker95
      Thank you....
  • No, soup ladle.
    • beaker95
      Remind me to never eat soup in your trailer, either.....
  • You can't reach your nuts with just your hand and arm? Do you for some reason need further extension that your appendage provides?
    • beaker95
      Have you heard of finger-nail hygiene....?
    • Hardcore Conservative
      For nose-picking?
    • beaker95
      I use the potato peeler for that.....
  • Funny but the nuts I keep in my kitchen have never said they're itchy.
    • beaker95
      What language do your nuts speak...?
    • Mrs. C
      Pecan-nese of course.
    • beaker95
      You are way too intelligent for here.....
    • Mrs. C
      Probably just OLDER than anyone else ... lol!

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