ANSWERS: 5
  • Just one unless they are an Aggie then it takes three. one to hold the lamp and two to pick him up and turn him around. This is an ole Aggie joke.
    • Ronfred Ronn
      Aggie? Who is Aggie?
    • dickw60
      Aggies are those whom attend Texas A & M University in College Station, Texas. It has been a long time joke understanding the "Aggies" are not always the brightest. Most of the Polish jokes of 30 years ago were originally Aggie jokes.
    • Ronfred Ronn
      A&M is a record company. I didn't know there was a University named after it. As for College Station, that's a funny name for a station, isn't it? Imagine an announcement like "The next train to arrive at platform 2 will be the 8:40 to College Station, calling at Austin, Dallas, El Paso, Fort Worth, Houston and due to arrive at College Station at 12:26". Lol:)
    • dickw60
      I am sure the university has been around much longer than your A&M record company. College Station is a town in Texas but I think you knew this with your call out of names.
    • Ronfred Ronn
      Actually, I didn't know for sure that College Station was the name of a town, I just treated it as such from the context of your previous comment. I can't claim to know every obscure town in the USA or any other country I've never visited. A&M records is not my company, it was founded by Herb Alpert and Jerry Moss in 1962 (the year I was born).
  • One, unless he's a Farley Muglet.
  • None, we are smart enough to get idiots like you to do it for us!
  • SIX. One to actually hold the light bulb and 5 to debate which direction to turn the bulb holder. : )
  • I dunno. How many Texans does it take to change a light bulb ?

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