ANSWERS: 100
  • Pulp Fiction....The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
  • "frankly my dear, I dont give a damn" Gone with the wind :)
  • Make MY Day. Mr Eastwood.
  • "You talkin to me?, you must be talkin to me, aint nobody else here...you talking to ME?" Travis Bickle, Taxi driver (1976)
  • Tootsie: "I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was as a man with a woman.' or words to that effect. A Night at the Opera: 'The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.' Citizen Kane : 'Rosebud!'
  • Pirates of the Caribbean - "Why is the rum always gone?"
  • Blues Brothers is full of them: "Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail us now" "So did you want that I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield?" "We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes and three hundred miles to go, hit it."
  • oh Auntie EM "There's no place like home". Dorthy Gail The wizard of oz.
    • mushroom
      "Trapped! Trapped like mice. Oh, rats!"
  • Captain Teague Sparrow: You would sleep through you're own hanging JACK. Captain Jack Sparrow: I just assumed they'd wake me. Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End.
  • SEE SEE I'm gonna do to you what you did to my brother SEE SEE
  • Here's looken at you kid.
    • mushroom
      Virtually the entire script of "Casablanca" qualifies. "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!" "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."
  • Auctioneer: Where are you from? Josephus: Ethiopia Auctioneer: What part? Josephus: 125th Street. History of the World Part I
    • mushroom
      "Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich, or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose, and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote? FUCK THE POOR!"
  • Are we there yet?
  • run forest ruN!
    • mushroom
      "That's all I have to say about that."
  • If you weren't a women i'd kill you, If you were a man i'd be worried.
  • French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Monty Python and The Holy Grail
    • mushroom
      "That rabbit's dynamite!"
  • What would you do with a brain if you had one? OZ
  • Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    • mushroom
      Have you watched the deleted scene in the castle? It's not particularly funny, but it does set up the "get on with it" jump cuts.
  • Hey BIG boy, why don't ya com up and see me sometime.
    • mushroom
      Or Madeleine Kahn's "I'm Tired" homage to Mae West from "Blazing Saddles" -- "They're always coming and going and going and coming ...and always too soon. Right, girls?"
  • Frankly my Dear I don't give a damn Gone with the Wind
  • Whats the difference as long as we get across the river-Vacation
  • Wilma I'mmmmmm Hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme Flinstones
  • Judy Juday Juday. Cary Grant
    • MystMoonstruck
      Cary Grant never said this in a movie or in real life!
    • MystMoonstruck
      Oops! The comment showed up twice!
    • mushroom
      Another film misquote: "Play it again, Sam." The real line was "Play it, Sam" but Woody Allen adopted the former for his own play.
  • sure, go to this link; http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx
  • Adrian! - Rocky
  • Love means never having to say your sorry. Love Story
  • "That makes perfect sense; 'Turn right to go left'. Yes! Thank you! Or should I say, 'No, thank you'? Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means 'thank you'?" -Lightning McQueen, Cars
  • Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!! street car named desire
  • That's an insult to both of us. It makes me stupid and you a whore.- Chuck Norris as Scott James in "The Octagon"
  • I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Oz
  • Welllllllllll howdy partner. John wayne
  • "Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her." "Just like that?" "Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast." The Lock Key Test from A Bronx Tale
  • They're Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Poltergeist
  • The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you... I been sayin' that s*** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a**. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf***er before you popped a cap in his a**. But I saw some s*** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that s*** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd... ***** Jules - Pulp Fiction ***** I love it, hehe
  • Who's on first, what's on second, Abbott & Costello
    • mushroom
      "I don't know! ... Third base!"
  • "(Sarcastically) It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions." -Seven "I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work. ' -Seven "Fuckin' Dante... poetry-writing faggot! Piece of shit, motherfucker! " -Seven John Doe: What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part. Hannibal Lecter: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you? -Silence of the lambs
  • AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes. - Jackie Brown
  • Life is like a box of chocolates. Forest Gump
  • King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    • mushroom
      Black Knight: ""I'm invincible!" King Arthur: "You're a looney".
  • I've been framed i tell ya
  • Heyyyyyyyy whz up. Up in smoke.
  • King Arthur: I am your king. Woman: Well I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    • mushroom
      "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
  • Zed: We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here. Men in Black
  • What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow? An african or european swallow? I dont know that.... arrrrggghhhhh! Also from Monty Python (seems like this is chock full of great quotes)
    • mushroom
      "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
  • Will Turner: You want me to find this? Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones? Will Turner: Not much. Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth. Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.
  • Do you know the difference between brown nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception. Hijacking Hollywood
  • Jack Sparrow: We are very much alike, you and I, I and you... us. Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene. Jack Sparrow: [Sniffs his armpit and looks back] Trifles. Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
  • "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" - Cameron Poe in Con Air
  • Forget about it -Donnie Brasco. What's so freakin' funny -Goodfellas
    • mushroom
      "You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
  • If i were your dad i'd kill you, if you were my dad i'd kill myself. little rascals
    • mushroom
      Cap: "Uh-Huh, can you use the word "Isthmus" in a sentence?" Uh-Huh: ?Uh-huhhhhh?Isthmus be my lucky day!"
  • Why are you dressed up like somebody died? Wait. Adams Family
  • Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Brady Bunch. Hey she didn't say we had to like em.
  • It is the circle of life. Lion king. And she didn't say they couldn't be animated, so there.
  • Ill be back terminator
  • Ill be back terminator
  • Ill be back terminator
  • Ill be back terminator
  • "Cut me, Mick." Rocky Balboa to his manager in Rocky I to cut his swollen eye with a razor.
  • "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse." "Godfather I"
    • mushroom
      "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
  • Go away kid ya bother me. I saw it twice?
  • Esmeralda: What is your name? Butch: Butch. Esmeralda: What does it mean? Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit. Pulp Fiction (sorry for the language but it was a necessary part of the quote)
  • Go away kid ya bother me.
  • The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work. Vincent: A please would be nice. The Wolf: Come again? Vincent: I said a please would be nice. The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick! I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen. Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that... Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me. The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car! Pulp Fiction (sorry for the language but the quote wouldn't be complete without it)
  • What makes the differance where we buy your underwear? Rainman
  • Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that. RESERVOIR DOGS
  • I vant to suck your blood. Dracula
    • mushroom
      I never drink ... wine.
  • Have you seen my car? Yea, i saw your car. Where, in the back seat, When? the other nite, NO I mean all of it, tonight.
  • Stooop trying to cheer me up. Arnold True Lies
  • Pretty women" you've just made a big, huge mistake" We are talking $$$$$ i love that line sure wish i could use it on some snooty sales clerks.
  • E.T. phone home. AHHHHHHH wasn't that sweet.
  • My teacher says, "everytime a bell rings an angle gets her wings". It's a WONDERFUL life.
  • Do what you love and fck the rest Little Miss Sunshine
  • Yea, you look about like the angle i'd get. It's a wonderful life
  • I was cured, all right.
  • ok just one more thing from Oz. I'm Mel---ting, Mel-----ting, Mel---------ting. oh what a world, what a world! I couldn't let that get away.haha!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Here are some of my favorites: Tucco in The Good the Bad and the Ugly: " You know what you are? You're the son of 1000 fathers all Bastards like yourself!" Doc Holiday in Tombstone: " I'm your huckleberry." Taxi Driver: " You talkin' to me?" Clubber Lange in Rocky III: " Hey Fool, you should of never come back, ready for another beatin'?" The Hustler: " I'm the best fatman, even if you beat me I'm still the best." Jaws: " We're gonna need a bigger boat."
  • Here's a dime go down town and pay something to naw that thing off your face. Uncle Buck
  • "Hasta la vista, baby." http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/ http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx http://www.saidwhatmovies.com/ http://www.fiftiesweb.com/movies/movie-quotes.htm http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi http://www.angelfire.com/oh/quotations/moviequotes.html http://www.moviequotes.com/
  • Auntie Mame (Rosalind Russell, Auntie Mame): Life's a banquet and some poor suckers are starving to death! That's a B. It's the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your late father... If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald. Child, how can you see with all that light?
  • Margo Channing (Bette Davis, All About Eve): Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut. Everybody has a heart - except some people. Lovely speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry so much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be.
  • Eleanor (Kate Hepburn, Lion In The Winter): I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children. He had a mind like Aristotle and a form like mortal sin. Hush dear, mother's fighting.
  • This one.
  • Jane Hudson (Bette Davis, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane): But cha are, Blanche! Ya ARE in that chair.... I didn't bring yer breakfast, cause ya didn't eat yer din-din...
  • and one of the best unintentional double-entrendres... Maria (Natalie Wood, Westside Story): Tony, when you come, use the back-door...
  • Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up for christ sakes. fishing,()On Golden Pond)
  • He's an old bastard (Fonda) You happen to be talking about the man i love (Hepburn) On Golden Pond
  • 'mm juicy fruit' Chief in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • "So I says 'Hey Llama, how bout a lil something, you know for the effort?' and He says 'On your deathbed you will recieve total conscienceness.' "So I got that going for me, which is nice"! Bill Murray in Caddyshack
  • "You're gonna need a bigger boat" Chief Brody in Jaws "Here's looking at you kid" Humphrey Bogart-Casablanca
  • lt girl opens door; lt boy says,can you come out and play? Lt girl says, No and don't come back for 7 to 10 days! My Girl
  • "Abby, Abby something....Abby Normal." Young Frankenstine "You call that a knife? That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" Crocodile Dundee "Run away, run away, flee, flee!" Monty Python "What's wrong Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?" Lassie (pick you a movie...it will be in one of them or more)
    • mushroom
      "SEDA-GIVE?!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1tgV2qnng
  • My gun went off in my locker What kinda gun was it? A flair gun. (they all Laugh) Breakfast Club
  • several 1) I have been, and always shall be your, friend Khann. 2) I see dead people. 6th scence 3) we're not going to make it, are we? khann 4) The Power of Christ compells you, the power of christ compells you ! Exorcist 5) Ill get you my pretty, and you little dog too ! the wizzard of Oz 6) its a small matter. The 13th Warrior 7 Houston, wa have a problem Appolo 13 8) wilson ! cast away 9) I'll do it, You shouldn't be involved the thirteenth warrior 10) "how much for the wonen? and the little girl too? " the blues brithers.
  • Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want answers? Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them. Jessep: You want answers? Kaffee: I want the truth! Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to! Kaffee: Did you order the code red? Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do. Kaffee: Did you order the code red? Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!! A Few Good Men
  • I'm not really a nemphomaniac I'm a compulsive liar. (Big Grin) Breakfast Club
  • In here we all say the same thing, Hey guys, whatcha in for? 10 men answer at the same time. Didn't Do It!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shawshank Redemption
  • I've always depended on the kindness of strangers Street car Named Desire
  • Shut your mouth, there's alot of bugs flying around out here. Overboard
  • If you've got it, bet it belongs to somebody else Papermoon
  • erm, from the american pies - '...it's a perfectly natural, normal thing....' '.....why do you think they called it 'making love'...... i don't know, i just call it boning......' good morning.... and if i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight... (truman show)

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