ANSWERS: 21
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Couldn't spell "Cat" if you spotted him the "C" and the "T"....;-D...
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You couldn't sell a dollar for for 50 cents!
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He is as... Dumb as a box of rocks. Smart as a bag of carrots. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's not the brightest crayon in the box (but he's the prettiest color.) He would go around his ass to get to his elbow.
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"Fell out of a "stupid-tree" and hit every limb on the way down." "Cheese done slid off of his cracker" "Cant tell shit from shinola" "IQ of a head of cabbage" "Half a bubble off plumb." "Lights are on but no one's home" "If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his hat off."
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The lights are on but no-ones home.
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You couldn't get laid in a Women's prison with a fistfull of pardons.
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Couldn't hit water if he fell out an F'in boat! ^My favorite!^
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'couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery'! or 'as useful as a chocolate watch'
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"He couldn't whittle a plug for a dog's ass with a pine knot for a pattern!" ~from an old Swedish logger
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"If brains were shoes, you'd be barefoot all the way up to your knees!" ~Pogo (Walt Kelly)
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He only has one oar in the water. A few beers short of a six-pack. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. All foam, no beer.
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It is raining outside like a cow pissing on a flat rock. What I say is alwats the truth. If I say th moon is made of cheese you had be heading for the cabinet for some crackers. If your brains were gasoline you would not have enough to push start a piss ants motor bike. Mr Bill
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I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
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Dumb as a fencepost. Smart as a loaf of bread. Just fell off the turnip truck. He'd lose an argument with a turnip.
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His elevator got stuck on the way up.
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We're all here because we're not all there-AA
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He couldn't find his ass with a roadmap and a mirrior.
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"Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt." Another favorite is "wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground." I also love how all of these are male oriented ;)
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Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. That boy could fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb. His iq is so low you'd need a shovel to find it. Bright as a 2 watt light bulb
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He's a few french fries short of a happy meal. He's the world's only living brain donor. If dumbasses could fly, this place would look like an airport.
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Couldn't find his ass with both hands. +5
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