ANSWERS: 45
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Be happy because of the wretched company you are with. Most great men were no in anyway Christan, and these are many men I'd very much like to meet.
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well my Grandma once said that there is no cring in heaven :)
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Sin.
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Die
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners Than cry with the saints The sinners are much more fun
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According to the Bible - there will be no marriage. Matthew 22:30
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Not have to hear Dr.Laura.
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Play strip poker.
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I imagine my heart's desires will be fulfilled. I don't know if that is defined to clearly but I am looking forward to it. What can't be done...I have to go along with not being able to breaking God's rules.
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R.I.P
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Ask for an open ticket! :D
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Live
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hunger. get sick. angels will rejoice with the ones who love GOD as they do, and they will NOT laugh at the ones who perish, they will be very sad as God will be, but hey, we ALL had our chance!
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There is no WORK in heaven .
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Rev 5:3 And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon.
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Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight.
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Die?
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No sinning.......
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Smoke, drink, gamble, womanise.. hmmmm sounds like a barrel of laughs doesnt it!
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WELL IF YOUR IN HEAVEN YOU WONT GO TO HELL
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have free will is would seem
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Have to pay taxes.
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Type in all capitals.
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tequila shots
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Lust.
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Have any weird or incorrect concept of God.
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Dance with the devil.
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Buy a beer on Sunday.
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Sex?
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come home, have a double martini and smoke a cigarette, watch a little midget porn with the Mrs. and play nekkid crisco twister while trippin balls on lsd. I would doubt very much you could do THAT in heaven.
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drugs
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Lie
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tell somebody to go to hell???
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Attend a nude mud wrestling show.
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Get comfortable. We're not planning on staying there very long. Earth is our home, not heaven.
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get first place in any events... the boss's son always wins
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Change your past or your nature.
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Try and take gods place
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Have a God complex.
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Eat, go to the bathroom, have sex, have babies
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Orgys are probably out...right?
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torture souls
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All the fun stuff!......
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You can't use blasphemous or obscene language.
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suffer
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