ANSWERS: 15
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It's not a name as such, but I was told by a 5 year old that I had too much facial hair
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Lol I call people doo-doo heads (Or doodie head) all the time! lol (I'm SUCH a 5 year old!) I have been called- (All at one time- they were pretty pissed) A flower head, chair face, dog breath, stupid head, meanie... That's all I can remember. They were in time out for throwing things, I wasn't beating them or anything. :P
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instead of saying liar liar pants on fire my daughters friend called her a fire pantser i heard it from the other room and had to laugh
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Dad.
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My friend's son wouldn't exactly call you names but would glare at you and go "pfffttt". My friend said that was the pre-school equivalent of "f-off".
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i got called smelly ca-ca! haha legend! i also walked into my friends house and her baby brother whos 2 goes jesus m8 i love ur outfit where did u get only it was more like gesus m8 i goove ye outsit where did uu get it
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I had a little girl tell me that I was going to the dark gothika where the clowns dont smile. From some cartoon i'm sure but it really kind of freaked me out.
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I have been called a "booger picker" for simply blowing my nose once.. lol
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My three year old calls me bonehead momma.
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"You PEE PEE Head"!!!
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A five year old once called me a F****** W***** you big T***!. They breed kids tough round here!;-)
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Vicky's Cookie Monster dad.
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I've never been called a name (that I know of) by a kid, but all of your answers are crackin' me up. Thanks guys!
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I take care of two kids, the five year old doesn't call me names, really, but his 3 year old sister has taken to making up gibberish names and then laughing hysterically. Things along the lines of, "You fleeplee floofloo head!" or, "you're a flooflapleeplapoo!" They usually end in "head," and they're generally pretty hilarious. When one of them is mad at me they usually stick to, "I don't like you!" but no name-calling in anger, lol. Good times.
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My Four year old son calls me a snapper-head, flapper-head, and a chicken-head.Where he comes up with these names, I have no clue!
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