ANSWERS: 32
  • When I was driving and woke up just in time to see a mailbox in my way. *whew*...
  • I was working with a pipeline crew near Wilmington, Delaware. We went out to celebrate the end of the week and after the second stop we took cabs because we had been drinking. After numerous stops, we took a cab back to the motel. We forgot about the car. We visited Maryland, Pennslyvania, and New Jersey in addition to Delaware. After a full night of partying, none of us could remember where the car was. It was a company car-- they weren't pleased.
  • throwing up for hours because I drank 2 fifths of Peppermint Schnapps. I spent the whole time barfing in a coed dorm bathroom!!
  • May sound bad but i never remember....just goes to show that i shouldnt drink too much. I vaguely remember at my school graduation way back, i thought i was in a cab and asked for it to pull over as i needed to be sick, i then realised it was an old teacher of mine dropping me home....mortification could not describe how i felt.
  • They all kind of blend together: Making a fool of myself at numerous parties and family get-togethers over a period of about 15 years. Embarrassing to this day, even though everyone knows I quit long ago.
  • new years eve, 2 yrs ago, i had a few coolers, thought I should be a "teenager again" wanted to do straight shots of vodka that I had never done before..well wish i never had, i did about 6 or 8 shots, easy, 1/2 hr or so , got up and that was my night, spent all the rest of the evening with my head in the toilet, and all of new yrs day up until 2 in the afternoon sick in the bathroom..I possibly had alchohol poisioning but was too ashamed to go to the hospital cause u see i was 46yrs old, and i felt like an idiot..lesson learned.:)
  • I was driving to a 24 hour open starbucks on a rainy night at 1AM with my friend and when I realized i wasnt driving on the right lane and was about to hit a wall, i slammed my breaks and swerved. What made it worst was the wet road!! That was a close call. Never Again!!
  • puking chunks out of my nose... i think i was about 13 and had drunk a lot of gin... still can't stand gin except in long island ice teas...
  • Throwing up in the back of my friends car. They pretty much never let me live that one down. =(
  • Dying. I was in an ER room and I flatlined. Not do to binging or anything like that. But, due to a family health issue, my liver shutdown. My body has little to no tolerance for any toxins. So I would say my worst experience is dying, being brought back and spending a week in ICU. I am also pretty sure that my wife would have the same answer (about me dying kind of thing, hers is likely some party story).
  • Playing Flip cup without eating beforehand.
  • I've overdone it enough times for the usual "porcelain bus" stories. But the worst was my best friend's birthday last year. She was drinking mind erasers and fell at some point, nearly splitting her head open. There was a lot of blood, and I can only assume she hit her head on a bathroom fixture. Luckily, it wasn't as serious as it could have been.
  • I felt ill at a party and went to lie down in the bedroom. I ended up projectile vomiting all over the clothes rack in the bedroom. When someone came in to see if I was okay I was blowing the vomit out of my nose on the doona. This happened when I was very young. I didn't drink for months afterward.
  • Back when rubbing alcohol still came in glass bottles, an empolyee dropped the case he was about to stock, every bottle broke. He breathed in so many fumes while attemping to clean it up, we ended up taking him to the ER. My few drinking stories would have been even more boring than this story.
  • I was 23. I drank Vodka and orange juice for the first time..for the whole night. On the way home I had to throw up...my boyfriend at the time pulled over, I opened the door and did what I had to do...Meanwhile, a police cruiser pulled up behind us, the officer got out and came over to my side of the car to see if everything was alright. And wouldn't you know it, it was the cop my sister had dated for several years while I was in high school, and of course...he recognized me!!!
  • I don't remember. No, really, I don't remember.
  • Watching a friend fall down the stairs because she was so drunk...then causing a ruckus with the neighbors and trying to take on three police officers. The next day picking her up from the hospital where she was in restraints all night (fighting the whole time). Then taking her to rehab, she was shaking so hard on the way the car was shaking. Attending a couple of AA meetings with her after she got out, where I listened to stories about failed relationships, lost jobs, ruined careers, bad livers, bad skin, lost health, DUI records, wrecked cars time in jail, rehab and friends they "used to have".
  • I got alchohal posioning off of tequilla once. I threw up for for roughly 3 hours straight. I had a hang over for 4 days after that. It was horrible.
  • I gave the saying ''wallowing in your own filth'' literal meaning, on my eighteenth birthday. We drank this whole bottle of Vodka, we were three, plus some random whisky or something afterwards. I went on my bed, puked all over the floor and eventually fell off my bed right into it. There was a lot lol. I fell asleep in the vomit. XD Later I woke up at like four in the morning or something to use the bathroom, lucky I wasn't too late for that at least lol, but the sound my hair made when being pulled out of half dried vomit made me want to puke again. My group home parents were not happy at all, and I got kicked out a few days later lol.
  • Watching a friend fall down the stairs because she was so drunk then causing a ruckus with the neighbors and trying to take on 3 police officers. Picking her up the next day from the hospital where she was in restraints all night (fighting them the whole time, bruised and sore because of it.) Driving her to rehab, she was shaking so hard the car shook. After she got out attending a couple of AA meetings with her and listened to stories about failed relationships, lost jobs, ruined careers, bad livers, bad skin, lost health, DUI records, wrecked cars time in jail, rehab and friends they "used to have".
  • You would think that it would be the DUI I got about 21 years ago (the only legal trouble I was ever in). But actually, it was being on a date with someone who got very aggressive with me. I was pissed off as hell and scared, too....all at the same time. You just can't reason with a drunk. That was my last date with that guy!!!
  • lets see that would be when I drank away a marriage, house, business, nice truck, boat, lot on the river, my liver and almost my life and daughter
  • when i first joined the navy, i was in technical school and i flooded my barracks room out one friday night. some how, some way, i turned the sink on and passed out before i could turn it off. unfortunately, the plug was in the drain...
  • i puked in a sink, and fell asleep on my friends couch. that was about it.
  • Being in my brothers local pub on the Millenium new years eve in Belfast, trying to hold a normal conversation with elderly members of the family, running off to the toilet mid way thro sentence, taking my shoes off (no I dont know why either) locking the door and honking up down the toilet. I then fell asleep and my brother had to climb over the cubicle door to wake me up and get me out. Never Again I tell you!
  • I was at a wedding reception and when it ended a bucnh of us went to a local bar. I remember getting there and doing the first shot, then I don't remember anything else until I woke up to find three cops loading me bodily into the back of a police car(I had lost about four hours), for some reason they turned me over to my sister and didn't charge me with anything! When I got in the elevator my sister looked at me and asked "what the hell is all over you?" I looked down and my suit was completely covered in someone else's blood(there was so much blood on my suit that I ended up having to burn it!!!) That is the bare bones of it but I swear it is true...
  • My brother gets drunk everyday( basically an alcoholic) and 2 times he became very agressive towards me to the point that I get scared everytime he drinks.
  • Godiva chocolate liqueur, beer, tequila, rum, and Sambuca, Everclear. . .all in one night. Need I say more? I apparently stopped breathing and when I was revived I laughed and asked for another beer before passing out.
  • I have a funny one!!!! My b/f and I had been drinking we wanted to go to the store for something and I asked to drive his truck... He said OK I backed out of the driveway and hit this girls car that was parked behind me!!! We went to the store and came back... She asked if we heard what had happened and we said no she told us about her car then said all well my dad will pay for it anyway!!! we just replaced the same part a week ago!!! I got drunk and ran in to a pole!!! I didnt feel bad because her daddy was rich enough to pay for it out of pocket!!!
  • I got so drunk, and dreamt I was eating the biggest Marsh mellow in the World!......the dream went on all night......in the Morning, I awoke to find my Pillow was missing!
  • My fiance' and I broke up so I drank and entire bottle of vodka within 3 hours. Afterwards, I was sitting in my front yard bawling hysterically and my neighbor called the police. I didn't get arrested, but the officer was very rude.. I was sick the entire next day.
  • My husband died of cirrhosis at 42 due to alcoholism. He is gone from me and my life is ruined.

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