ANSWERS: 100
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Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Smart as a box of hair.
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His dial up is always busy
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
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Their ladder doesn't go all the way to the top
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Sharp as a bowling ball!
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"He's a dim bulb," or "The lights are on, but nobody's home."
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The one I grew up hearing from my grandmother all the time was "he's about as sharp as a biscuit". We say that one all the time in my family!
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I've got a few. As dumb as a hoe handle. Not the brightest crayon in the box. Lights are on, but nobodies home. You've only got two brains cells and they can't find each other in the dark. Did your hamster starve to death or what? True Blonde. Smooth as a bowling ball.
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dumb as a can of worms.
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he's not playing with a full deck. he's a few fries short of a happy meal. probably one of those two
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The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. :o)
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"As dumb as a stump" is my favourite.
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Dumb as a bag of hammers.
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A can short of a six pack. Not the full shilling. A few pence short of a pound. Not the brightest bulb. A few steps short of a stairs. The elevator doesnt go all the way to the top.
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He rode the little yellow bus to school........
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Not the brightest crayon in the box!
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"He/She doesn't have both oars in the water"
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Looks like He/She rode the short bus.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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Dumber than a box of rocks.
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If you are keeping your knives in a drawer, you are going to cut yourself. (I've used it as a follow up to the knife in a drawer thing).
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This doesn't exactly fit the category, but the first phrase I thought of was "Don't pee on my leg and try to tell me it's raining." lol
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He's about 2 tacos short of the combo meal.
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A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
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An oldie but a goodie in our family is "a sausage short of a barbecue", and "as thick as a besser block".
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a few slices shy of a loaf!
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His Native American name should be Quick like tree smart like rock.
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few nugs short of an eigth
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Three bricks short of a load; Two sandwiches short of a picnic; One can short of a six-pack; Not the sharpest tack in the box; Not the full quid.
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not a full shilling
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He's just a few Margaritas short of a party. Wow. Couple shrimp short of a bar-b, that one. That guy's dumb as a box of rocks.
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Not the greatest screw on the battleship.
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For a woman? "A few screams short of an orgasm", for a guy "A few beers short of a sixpack".
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"A few cards short of a full deck"
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A few fries short of a happy meal!
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He's a few nuts short of a fruitcake
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"They are a few sandwiches short of a picnic" "As sharp as a bag of spanners" " Hit with the Dippy stick" etc...
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not the coldest beer in the fridge.
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The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
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not the sharpest tool in the shed
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Dumber than a box of rocks. Not the brightest crayon in the box. Not all the lights are on in that house. The lights are on, but nobody is home.
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Lives out where the buses don't run.
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Sorry if this offends, my Dad always used to say this. Shit for brains
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He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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"he"s a sandwich short of a picnic"
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In Spanish: "Tiene el cerebro de un mime!" (Has the brains of a gnat!)
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He's a tool just not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Sharp as a sponge. The light's are on but noboody's home.
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A few bricks short of a load
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"I say, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball" - Foghorn Leghorn
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'as much use as a chocolate fire guard' or 'as much use as a chocolate watch'
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His elevator doesn't go to the top or he's not the brightest bulb in the package.
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For you Builders out there... He's a few bricks shy of a full load. He's a half a bubble off center.
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I've always been a fan of "Sharp as a bag of wet mice."
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A few buns short of a picnic. Not playing with a full deck. A few tiles missing from his space shuttle A prime candidate for natural deselection A room temperature IQ
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Mine is " A few bricks shy of a load."
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He's a few fries short of a happy meal..
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The engines' running, but nobodys behind the wheel.....
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I generally call them Mr/Mrs 15 watt.
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Somewhere, there is a villiage looking for it's idiot.
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"His elevator doesn't quite make it to the top floor!"
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he's not playing with a full deck.. or someone delt him out this game..
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Not the brightest cookie in the tool shed.
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He wouldn't have sense to pour water from a boot if it had directions on the heel.
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He is hauling post holes! (meaning he is dumb) He is all blade but no handle! (meaning he is useless) He is no fart in a huricane! (meaning he is slow)
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He is smart like a box of rocks....He is sharp like a bowling ball....hung like Einstein, smart as a horse
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A sandwich short of a lunch
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His boot laces are tied but he's running at full speed.
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Badges:
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He's a couple of bits short of the byte.
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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Nuttier then Squirrel Crap
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He's riding his bike in the sand.
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As ugly as a hatful of arseholes.
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Shes as tight as a camel ass in a sandstorm
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He's hit rock bottom and started to dig.
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A few beans short of a chalupa
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About as much use as a lead parachute!
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a few pickles sort of a jar!
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I think the pickle has slipped off his/her sandwich. ;)
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Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
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Or... sharp as a banana.
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Two fries short of a Happy Meal! About as sharp as a bowling ball. The lights are on, the engine is running, but there is no one behind the wheel!
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"smart as a box of hair." "Smart as a pile of rocks."
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If he was any dumber, they'd have to water him twice a week.
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I have several:: 1. His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor! 2, The lights are on, but nobody is home! 3 A few bricks short of a full load! 4.A few bricks short of a full deck!
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1- He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. 2- He's not the brightest star in the sky.
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In that exact format ... "Not the brightest crayon in the box" Other favorite expressions for stupid... 1. "He has to unzip to count to 11" 2. "Couldn't find his ass with both hands if ya drew him a map and gave him a live demonstration" 3. "Blond from birth" 4. "An individual who shall remain blond" 5. "Could do with a little more brain food" 6. "Would be locked out of a convertible with its top down" (that one's original: I coined it in honor of one of my "students" who was once locked out a convertible with its top down.)
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And I just remembered this one: "He has an intellect that would embarrass a tree-stump!"
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All her puppies don't bark.
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"One bubble past plumb."
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You are about as bright as paint. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!
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Not the richest box of chocolates.
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Dumber than a box of rocks. Not the brightest bulb on the tree. 3 spots shy of one dice.
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Quick as a snail.
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Couldn't buy a clue at the clue factory outlet.
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