ANSWERS: 5
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a Humpback whale.
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No wait, it's the flying f**k I don't give.
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GASP IT'S THE SUN! MY EYESS THEY BURN (i'm too random)
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12-20-2016 It's a bird, you ninny, and you got poop in your eye!
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A UFO! Oh no! They're blowing up the White House!
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