i guess it's a joke question,but anyways,get her drunk while ur making her enjoy,while ur eating her out.show her your moves!!make her feel all the pleasure you are capable of provoking in someone!! i bet you,drunk or not,she'll gladly suck your dick!!

Well, Einstein, fast forward to the trial. You know, the one where you're facing date-rape charges or some thing similar. The prosecution will have a computer print-out of this question you've posted (and no, you're not smart enough to get past them), along with all the other overwhelming evidence of your possible guilt; your frame of mind, your sexual history, the way you tied those cats down and tortured them, how you got caught looking up girls' skirts, etc, etc. The print-out will also include all the answers and comments from the drooling, beer-swilling, marijuana-smoking idiots on AB who actually give you pointers on how to break the law and disrespect somebody's little girl. In addition to all that, they'll introduce into evidence that by the time you had posted THIS stupid question, you had only been on AB for four days (Dec 04, 2009), you had posted five other equally stupid questions, and all six of them followed the same theme: your immature obsession with sex, and your eagerness to acquire it by any means available to you, legal or otherwise. (I'm not even a detective, and I found out all that by merely accessing your profile, Genius.) I'm posting this answer today, but by the time of the trial, you'll most likely have added even more stupidity to your account, thereby sealing the case for the People vs Brainiac. You'll try to say it was all a joke, a misunderstanding, etc, but they'll point out that your actions leading up to and including the crime itself follow the "advice" you received step-by-step. As the trial proceeds, you'll come to the realization that you've made a big mistake, becaue there's probably some 6'3" 200+pound Bubba waiting for a fresh fish like you to be assigned to his cell. He's not on AB, nor does he need to ask anyone, "How do I get the fresh meat alone in the shower . . . " He already knows, and he's not stupid enough to announce his intent for all the world to see. Dying to have sex, especally oral? No problem, in the pen', your sex life will be well taken care of in ways you never imagined. Ok, what (if anything) have we learned from all this, Brainiac? 1) Anything and everything you post online will be online forever, it cannot be recalled, delelted, hidden, burned, thrown in the trash or "wished away". 2) Anything and everything you post online can be accessed by almost anyone, whether you want them to have it or not, there is no privacy in a public forum. 3) Some people are smart enough to avoid being traced through their internet activity, but you are not one of them. 4) Law enforcement and the criminal justice system have both become very savvy at using peoples' internet postings to investigate civil and criminal cases. There's little probability that you'll read any or all of this; you'll see all this text (and no pictures) and right away notice it has nothing to do with helping you rape someone, so you'll bypass it. That's fine, too, because they won't even have to call me in to testify. They'll have my post in that packet of printouts, and as Bubba is giving you the high hard one on a repeated basis, you'll continually ask yourself, "Why didn't anyone tell me, why didn't anyone warn me??" I tried, Grasshopper. I tried.