ANSWERS: 13
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...sneeze on whatever he/she is preparing.;-(
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Pick his nose...or his butt. LOL
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wipe his nose and then touch the food without washing his hands
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...scratching his head over a dish and dandruff falling on it.
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Rubbing his penis on the clean dinner plates.
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picking his nose
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sweat on your food:) gross:)
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take his Immodium AD.
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Picking his teeth. +5
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Sneeze on the oysters... the shellfish chef did that in full view of the customers at a restaurant I worked in! He was promptly sacked.
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Leave the restaurant through the front door wearing one shoe while picking his nose with one hand and a wedgie with the other, only to be beamed up by a spaceship in the parking lot which knocks his hat off, to be returned moments later covered in drippy green goo, treading to the kitchen with his pants down and no shirt and clamps on his nipples, to sneeze without covering his mouth and blow a purple flame of fire from his behind while tiny flakes of dandruff fall into the pot of sauce that would be drizzled over the food you ordered.
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Chasing a headless chicken around the kitchen with a meat cleaver in his hand. Blood and feathers flying everywhere.
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belongs to the cult that has been stalking me for almost a year.
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