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text them that their barn door is open?? or just whisper it to them
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"Eh, pssst....your zipper...*pointing down<<--->>>*
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Just say XYZ, they will know.
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I usually say: "What can't you afford air conditioning"
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I just talk with my eye's - and then I just go on about my bussiness - So they don't get embarrsed(ms)
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Just say that its not that your looking, but you think perhaps there may be a problem with his pants. If he doesn't take the hint, just say uh ya know if that thing falls out, I'm outta here!!
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If a guy is telling another guy it's no big deal...for me anyhow. I just say, "Check your fly" or something like that quickly, so he doesn't think I am coming onto him lol If it is a woman, I would really just want her (instead of looking) to say to me quietly, "Your zipper is down," or "You might wanna check your fly." Something like that. Gee, gt. This is one of your more sociologically "probing" questions recently. lol
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did someone die?...your flag is at half mast...(it's an aussie thing)
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HQ to Bogey1, HQ to Bogey1. Your cockpit is OPEN, I repeat, your cockpit is OPEN! and then borrow a siren from somewhere and start playing it.... :P
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I would say hey your fly is open
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Ummm tell them simply I think you should know your flys down to save you further embarrassment.
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I'd just tell them "Zipper's down", but a funny one I heard the other day was "Your mule's getting out of the stable".
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DON'T say what a friend of mine did to another friend, "You should put that away!". They haven't spoken to each other since.
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look at them & say: whats 2 + 2? And when they say 4 then u say zip up your barn door. I've said it to my son so much all I have to say now is what is 2+2 & he starts zipping,lol
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Actually, I've told someone exactly that before- that their fly is open- and they laughed and closed it.
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I would look around and ask "where's the fire?" and when they look at me like im crazy I would say " well your hose is out so there must be a fire somewhere!"
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I just come straight out and say it "Fly's down". Simple, direct, and effective. Or if I know them and we're in a crowd something creative like "Put that thing away before you hurt yourself."
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Are you expecting someone? When they ask why......because you left your door open.
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Simply: Your fly is down. It is direct, polite and not a childish cute saying we would have said in Middle School.
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You turn around/away and proclaim loudly to all persons present: " And now we ALL are gonna close our barn door...".
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kinda gesture in that general direction and say "peek a boo"
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Pull your pockets out and you'll look like an elephant.
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ask them how often do they wear those colored underwear (if any at all)
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Excuse me sir your medals are showing (male) Excuse me your bikini wax didn't work (female).
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are you afraid of heights? *yes or no* well your fly is!!
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your zip's undone. lol.
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I have to do this all the time with my kids, I simply say: XYZ- examine your zipper..
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This reminds me of a terrible thing I did many years ago. A very large group of us were having a photo taken when I whispered to the guy next to me. "Your fly is open." The photographer clicked just has he put both hands down to check. He still hates me.
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I live in PA so I always retort to the individual "Kennywood is open" - its universal understanding in this area.
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Your squirrel is running loose
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"Excuse me, I believe your zipper is down." "If that's a come on, it isn't working".
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Sing it to them in a Pavarottiesque voice.
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"XYZ!" ("Examine Your Zipper")
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I'll be right there honey. I just have to answer one more question;)
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Just tell them the fact politely in a low voice. That is all there is to it. What they do after that is their own business. I have behaved courteously. That will do for me.
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XYZPDQ,,, Examine your Zipper Pretty Dam Quick ;). . . . For Guys:,,, Your Barn Door is Open and your Horse is Hangin Out ;). . . It's Okay the Lion is Asleep ;) LOL!!!
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Don't catch a crotch cold!
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Your zipper is undone. Then I ask is it really cheaper than air conditioning?
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(I whisper) "Hey, close your zipper" If it is a friend of mine, I'll tell them "HEY YOU, ZIP IT!!" :)
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You've just let the cat out of the bag!
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You're flying low.
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you have egg on your chin
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your flys are undone.(sorry no points)
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xyz or if its a good friend i would laugh until they figured it out
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