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rgypsy
ANSWERS: 100
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If you meant: "What is black and white and read (red) all over?" then my answer would be: A Newspaper!
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A newspaper
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Meatloaf?
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A nun falling down the stairs.
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A sunburned skunk
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Mickey, one of my Avatars, after being run over by a truck...That's Cruel! I love my two cats...
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racism in america?
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A cow with fifths disease...?
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newspaper.......
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Penguin in a blender!
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A zebra with a sunburn.
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news paper sunburned zebra embarrassed skunk
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Me...dark hair, fair skin, blush insanely easily!
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A Nun with a spear through her head
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a nun falling down the stairs??
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A Newspaper!!!!!!!! "read"
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A penguin thats been runover.
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The newspaper I wrapped the body in -----ummmmmmm oopps never mind ummmmmmm nothing more to see here please move along.
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A Communist Panda.
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A penguin in a blender?
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An Oreo cookie dipped in jam
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A nun with her throat slit!
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Michael Jackson after he accidentally fondles a midget wrestler.
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A zebra reading a newspaper. Or A penguin swimming in jell-o.
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Osama Bin Laden's ass when we catch up with him...
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My Bedroom walls, My wife can't decide.
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Me and my boyfriend when we kiss ^_^
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Ragamuffin's answers are great! I would comment, Ragga, if i could!! Emm, a interracial porn with an angry African...?!
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Ragamuffin's answers are great! I would comment, Ragga, if i could!! Emm, a interracial porn with an angry African...?!
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An old film, but i lied about the red.
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A dead zebra thats been killed by a lioness. Really, I saw it on a nature channel once. The problem with wordplay jokes like this one is that you can't write them down and have them still work. "Read" and "Red" sound the same out loud, but once you put one of them on paper you have to have heard the joke already to make it funny.
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Yemens flag?
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O.J. Simpson at another murder scene.
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sunburned Zebra.
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A nun under a sunbed?
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A newspaper; I knew this since I was six.
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A black guy with lupus at a KKK rally, oh I'm so bad ^-^
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A zebra with a sunburn. I used to tell that joke when I was a little kid.
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Marilyn Manson in a bloodbath.
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1) A sunburned penguin! 2) A zebra that doesn’t know how to put lipstick on. 3) Damn Commie pandas! 4) The Blood Tax On Newspapers -- or, How Publishers Exclude Newscarriers from Workers' Compensation http://lists.essential.org/corp-focus/msg00009.html
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A zebra in a blender.
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A bruise
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Was going to ask this actually, but then realised it only works verbally. A good one tho!
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A blushing Zebra
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I don't know, what? A bleeding zebra!
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The newspaper.
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A newspaper and a communist zebra?
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Mr T and a Pigeon fighting over a French fry.
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A zebra with a diaper rash!!!
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a panda who spilled ketchup on all his body.
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a ladybird :)
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a newspaper? a zebra with sunburn?
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Derek Jeter with a bloody nose.
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Penguin that got run over:-)
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OJ Simpson in a penguin suit?
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my dead dog.. got hit by a truck!
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A hockey referee
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Me and my white cherry girlfriend ;-)
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A sunburnt nun
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My Avatar!!;)
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A St. Kilda Supporter... Go Saints!
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A bloody penguin?
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a zebra with a sunburn...?
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The soccer ball on an all girl's team :) hehehhe
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a bloody referee
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A nun right after playing basketball for 3 hours.
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A skunk in a blender.
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a penguin in a blender, lol...
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a panda playing with a razorblade
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A newspaper I spilled ketchup all over.
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The super hero Dare Devil on a black and white TV?
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A Nun with a Hatchet in her head
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A zebra crossing (UK) after a road roller has run amock :o)
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A penguin, panda, zebra, or skunk with a sunburn.
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A penguin whose been knifed
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a newspaper (it's read all over)
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Is this a new riddle? If not it was "read" all over and it was a newspaper.
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If the zebra was sunburnt would he not just be black and red?
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A penguin nursing a severe gunshot wound.
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A bleeding zebra
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A sunburnt penguin!
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A nun that fell down the stairs.
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roadkill zebra
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You getting beat with a rolled newspaper...
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The old 'uns are the best! A newspaper.
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A skunk in a blender.
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A dead skunk on the trans-canada highway
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Isn't that a newspaper!! I've heard that one like a million times!! Oh yeah or a Zebra with a Sun Burn if u ask my Lil Bro!!
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Halen's Frankenstrat
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An Oreo cookie dipped in cherry jam
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A Female Skunk once a month.
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Pepe Le Pew getting his red wings
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Years ago, the joke was: "What is black and white and READ all over?" When spoken, you wouldn't know it was 'read' - you would think it was meant as 'red.' The answer was - a newspaper! Now, that correct answer, and thus the accompanying riddle, are both pretty obsolete since the good ol' black & white newspaper is heading in that direction!!
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the...hehe...the newspaper!!! XD!!!!
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A sunburned skunk
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a red ball on a black n white tv...
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A newspaper? A bleeding skunk? Ketchup on the piano keys? A nun covered in strawberry jam?
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A sunburned zebra, a nun with a spear in her head
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My avatar;)
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An embarrassed zebra. A nun with a spear through her.
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