ANSWERS: 22
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He is the captain of a cereal. Not many promotions will be flying his way.
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admiral crunch? does that sound very catchy/appetizing to you? besides most kids have no clue about rankings.
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It's a conspiracy!
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Too many sex scandals
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I'm surprised he made Cap'n. He is somewhat of a goof.
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2 words, Tail Hook.
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That thing with the Admiral's daughter has always held him back...
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The lowest grade of Admiral is Rear Admiral.
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Cap'n Crunch is out to give us all cancer. He belongs in the pokey.
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He retired as a Captain to go in the cereal business.
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It has something to do with all those children he ships with - frankly it looks like blackmail. I believe the Crunch berry beast has something to do with it too.
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The same reason why "Lucky" the leprauchan hasn't gotten really "lucky" yet, discrimination! Lucky's too underaged and naive, and Cap'n Crunch is too old----ageism hurts in the commercialized world! Guess Lucky will have to do some more "charmin'" if he wants to get "lucky".
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He forged an unholy alliance with the now defunct Count Chocula and Frankenberry back in the seventies, and people just won't forget...
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He ate too much of his sugared cereal and got diabetes. He no longer qualifies.
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because Admiral Crunch wouldn't sound as catchy...he deseves it tho...good question, lol +6
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He cant pass his PT test.
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It would ruin the alliterative quality of the name. But also, he's a doodoo head, and a nut case.
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Because his cereal is too sweet and has caused all those cavities in children. He will never be promoted, if these childrens parents have any say so. Their dental bills are outrageous. He needs to be demoted to gangplank walker.
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Just don't have the right stuff.
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Although he has a tasty cereal, his cereal cuts the roof of childrens mouth. This caused him to lose grip of a promotion.
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I heard he had a little problem;) http://www.bongsbay.com/funny/captain_chronic_cereal.jpg
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Does not have in him anymore.+5
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