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  • A working knowledge of how to handle explosives would be helpful, I imagine. +5
    • Chicagoan
      Much in the same way - to be a faithful christian, you should know how to groom children to be molested and sexually assaulted. As well, you should also be armed with a current mailing list of all elderly people over 70 years old, so you can screw them out of every last dime they might have and ruin their lives.
  • To being a faithful muslim. The true muslims must follow the the Holy Qura'an and the Family of Prophet Hazert Muhammed Mustafa (S.A.W.W). And Must be Peace lover.
    • pugwashjw65
      Then why the importance of revenge...especially for perceived insults to Allah or even the Mullahs. That is NOT peace.
  • A very dull butcher knife for S-L-O-W-L-Y sawing off the heads of infidels is definitely essential! Preferably one with an ergonomic handle (to avoid Carpal tunnel syndrome), if case you capture a bevy of kafirs. Also a cell phone or some other video recording device, to capture your heroic exploits for bragging rights.

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