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when you are eating something
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About what??????????????????????
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How about when you don't know what to say.
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When you don't agree with someone elses post and are tempted to Flag it.
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I was always taught to say less than necessary. Somebody ask you a question answer it but don't go into extra details.
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when the atmosphere is electric.
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..umm...say you just walked in the door and he says tonight is for you baby, whatever you want, and you are holding his truck keys and panic in your eyes cause you just crashed his vehicle.....just for instance....lol
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When someone you don't like makes attempts to kiss you.........
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Getting interrogated by the police.
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When talking to Bill O'Reilly.
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When all of a sudden the room gets quiet and all eyes are on you with disgust on their faces.
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When you're humming.
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Riding a motorcycle.
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when your infront of a judge..
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When spiders are crawling on your face.
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When your playing hide and go seek. When you have a mouth full of food. When she is PMSing.
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When talking to your ex-wife. When your wife is talking. When you are with your wife and see a pretty lady walking by. When you find extra money, you forgot you had, and don't want your wife to know about it. When you go shopping with your wife. When your wife is intently watching a movie. When your wife is on the phone. When your wife is eating chocolate When your wife is eating ice cream out of a 1/2 gallon carton.
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When you are least likely to. +5
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When the police officer is in the wrong. Just be polite and you will usually get out okay. I've had over seven violations (some minor, like a missing license plate, forgetting to bring my updated insurance, forgetting my license!) that I could have received on campus alone, but I was polite and the police understood and let me go. Sometimes they are just out looking for drunks anyway.
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Right about now, just as quck as I can get my foot out!!!
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what about when your infront of a judge...
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When my partner is watching rugby and swearing at the ref.
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While riding your bike at dusk.You'll swallow more bugs than a bat!
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When some drunk pompous ass stands up on the bar and says WHO'S WITH ME? WHAT SAY WE GO TO IRANISTAN AND TEACH THEM CREEPS A LESSON?
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In moments of anger and frustration. When people direct the subject to your personal matters or painful issues. When drunk or just most of the time if you are me...
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When you realize after speaking you should have kept it shut! Don't open it again! Thats a warning i believe!
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Basic Training.
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The Town Hall meetings would be the perfect place to start
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When there are cops around
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In my case, when I am dealing with my wifes family LOL + 5
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In a wind tunnel. +5
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When you are swimming underwater.
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When your mother is chasing you around with a bar of soap.
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Better to keep quiet and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it. That said when being detained by the police would be a good time to keep your own council.
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during weddings vows
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Dealing with the police!
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When you're not WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you disagree with me!
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When someone is having a bad day and they are venting on you. Especially if they are a family member.
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When riding on a motor cycle. Don't want to catch any flies.
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while SWIMMING
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When you do not know what you are talking about.
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swimming in a lake
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when you are been taken as hostage.
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When you are in my prescence.
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When you are chewing your food.
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When watching migrating birds.
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When your drowning,,,,,works every time,,,,i hope,,,,,don't try this at home though,,,,,ADULTS !! this means you as well,,,,,hehe
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When you don't want a penis in it?
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when riding in a convertible.
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my boss made fun of me today cause i shaved my head and i said "at least i don't run a mullet" which he does.friggin 2009 and he still has a mullet.
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Most of the time.
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About 98 percent of the time.
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a good time?...hmmmm, being at the library!!! i was studying at peace until this guy sat down next to me and started talkin on the phone and there was this other men behind me that started a conversation. that was really rude when they knew better to shut the f up. anyways, i left and went to the opposite side of the building and continued studying at peace. ah that dude irritated me, he was stalking me. so yeah this is where and when to keep mouth closed.
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when eating soup
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When your opinion has not been asked. And I wish I could follow my own advice on that.
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When someone beside yourself is asked the question.
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when everyone else isn't laughing.
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THERE IS NO TIME SPEAK UR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!
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When the policeman is reading you your rights.
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What? This question has 194 points on it and when I pulled it up it says no one has answered this question yet and there are no other answers. What is happening??!! Is the world ending tonight? Help!!!
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When you're up to your neck in sh*t
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While in library or in court room before judge
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When your enemy won't and is about to hang himself.
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When someone tells you to close your eyes and open your mouth for a surprise. I'd just keep my mouth shut in that situation.
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Most of the time we should listen more than we speak
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Swimming through sewage
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When you have no say so but you still like to talk just sake of it.
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If it is a person with good sense they will know when to speak and when to refrain from speaking.
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When you know you are wrong.
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1-when you have nothing nice to say. 2-to avoid arguments 3-if you don't know about the topic that is being discussed.
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When you are about to say something that you KNOW will cause an argument ... +5
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Any time is a good time.
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When the dentist has one of those high-shrieking drills ready to dig for gold in your teeth.
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When the cop has you "in his sites" with a gun or tazer and he TELLS you to! ;-)
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When you are in a conversation and you do not know the subject.When in doubt keep it shut
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When I know I'm wrong
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As the lawyers say, don't volunteer information if being cross examined. Just answer the question yes or no.
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underwater
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A lot of the time. Wisdom guides us.
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when i see my daughters b/f the idiot
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When you already have gotten the last word in +5
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Whenever you have no idea what you're talking about.
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When it's none of your business. Stupid office politics. When you have nothing nice to say. When a hornet is flying near your face. When he's married. If you snore too much If ther'es a chance you'll hurt someone else
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"ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF-" (Your reply) exp. sex, pancakes, pillows, cotton balls, air, love.
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NUNYA! You're back! *Me too! I hope you're okay?
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When riding in the back of a pick up truck.:):)
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when asked "does this hat make my head look big?"
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When somebody else is talking.
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When you are in the company of other people :)
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While answering this question. Oh, shi-
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me????? I need to learn that too!! if you get a good answer - let me know!!! LOL
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When in the car with a driver who is hearing impaired.
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When eating dinner.+5
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When the police have just placed you under arrest.
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When you don't know what to say.
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When you see someone with a disability, and all you can think of is to tease or make fun of them. Because if you stoop that low, YOU'RE THE ONE with the problem. When you feel the urge to talk about controversial topics at the dinner table.
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When a Dominatrix tells her slave to shut up. 😁
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Never. My mouth does not have a zip on it.
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