ANSWERS: 30
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Hopefully the day we die +4
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I checked for an sexperation date on my body, and checked my s/o's and she checked mine, We couldn't find one! Guess there isn't one. We had fun! +5
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I will have to say yeah when I die. Even as an old man walking around with a walker ill be rambling obscinities bout wanting to get down and dirty...hell prolly even use the walker!
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totally variable id say
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I wouldn't know, but somewhere between 55 and 63.
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They're all living in dreamland. The date varies with genetics and health, but the day will come when you'd rather just have a nice chocolate sundae. LOL.
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You may disagree with me; but I can only speak from my own life experience. The sexpiration date comes a little earlier for persons who have remained faithful to one partner than for persons those who have "tasted" variety through their lives. With age (say around 50-55 for men, often earlier depending upon work pressure and other circumstances), pelvic activity starts taking a back seat in favour of other joint activites that a couple indulges in. This is because the partners have got to "understand" each other more deeply over time they've spent with each other, and there is a new joy in being together and doing things together. Unfortunately, the media so glorifies sex in its sitcoms and serials as to give us all kinds of uncomfortable complexes and feelings of unfulfilled sexual lives. Not having tasted variety after marriage, I can't speak for the other side. But I think (though I could be wrong) fidelity scores over variety hands down in the long run.
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gorgeous :P we never reach that date as long as we can get astro glide and viagra.
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Death is when I will reach mine.
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Depends on the person. For me death.
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I'll let you know when I get there. Hopefully you wont be hearing from me for a good long time. Well about this anyways... LOL
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i hope there isnt one. lol
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For a guy, it's when he looks down and utters to his other "self"- "Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten us into"
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When we die! lol +4
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The sexpiration date is on the right cheek for everybody. You need a bar code reader because it is not visible. Go to a Target or WalMart. Moon the bar code reader on the wall or pole. And voila! Your sexpiration date. Bring money to bribe store detectives after.
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Whenever those special juices stop flowin
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When the only wood I can get is a knotty pine pine box.
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When your heart has stopped and out of your mouth is crawling worms and other assorted nasties.
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I guess when its broken.
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When sex hits senile thats when "what the hell is a boner?"
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I am 47 and still get aroused when I see an attractive female I'll probably still be getting it up when I am well into my 90's probably need the help of viagra by then but I can't imagine myself not still getting excited by an arttractive female at that age lol.
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I'm 76 and it hasn't happened yet. Get back to me in 30 years or so; I'll let you know.
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It depends on your fitness level. If you are overweight, physically inactive or have physical ailments, sex can be difficult, if not impossible at any age.
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As with any product, it depends on the initial quality as to how long it will take to expire. :P
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i think most have no sexpiration date. i just think that alot just give up or haven't learned to communicate and just stop trying.
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I dont think there is a date...but if there was one it would be when you just dont want it anymore.
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The day I sexpire is the day I die
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How much do you weigh and how many drugs and drinks did you consume today? In other words can you still work it?
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Don't think I'll ever reach that date while I'm still alive!
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The day we take out last breath.(the day we die)+4
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