ANSWERS: 67
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A clown suit.
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A halter top with low-cut jeans and a thong.
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a leather hood and a headsman axe.
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Crotchless panties & nothing else. Except maybe a smile.
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Clown shoes and a Nixon mask. And nothing else.
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Brass Knuckles.
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A hat, It pisses the judge off royally.
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A thong and a goofy hat.
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My "I love Judge Judy" T-shirt............
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just dont dress like a hood or a tramp and you should be fine.
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sandals?
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Your novelty "I Didn't Do It" t-shirt.
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My "I may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister" t-shirt
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Gorilla suit?
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judges robes and then shout "hey look we match!"
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Holsters!
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A Speedo, and a smile!
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This: http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/14/89014173.jpg Or this: http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/07/10/88958856.jpg Or this! http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/04/19/86009520.jpg OK, so most of the outfits displayed on that website... But especially not anything that Bai Ling would wear.
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Your birthday suit. :D Or a shirt that says "Outlaw", "Inmate" , "Criminal" stuff like that. :P
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Fishnets
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A Strap on dildo
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Don't show up wearing a suit made from the skin of your last victim.
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A fur bikini with platform heels
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Either a shoulder holster being used for its designed task or a Charley "Chuckles" Manson shirt:
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An opposing court's team colours. ;)
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My birthday suit.
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Assless chaps.
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Sunglasses
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An OJ Simpson jersey.
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a shirt saying Hang the Judge
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A bunny costume.
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a grass skirt and coconut bra
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Many good answers there. Going to take the serious route and say nothing that is falling apart, doesn't fit or is too revealing, tshirts with slogans or dirty.
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A strap on dildo.
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The skin suit you made of your victim.
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Your pajamas and a top hat
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your favorite i would rather be smokin weed shirt.
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A shirt that says "i'm a keeper".I think it may put off mixed signals if you plead not guilty(:
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wide horizontal stripes
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For a "real" answer: anything which might give the impression that you don't appreciate the seriousness and formality of legal proceedings. Judges really, really, REALLY don't like it when someone in their courtroom looks like they aren't taking the matter seriously. Obviously, if you're a lawyer, a suit is the best way to go. Hard to screw that up. If you're a criminal defendant, especially a younger one, a suit probably isn't necessary, but you really should make some effort to put your best foot forward for the judge and jury. So, wear something nice, but not flashy, make sure your clothes are clean and ironed. Take a shower before you show up. Maybe get a haircut. For guys: Torn jeans and a t-shirt = bad Baggy pants + oversized hoodie + bling = bad 3-piece suit = good, but not entirely necessary Nice slacks + dress shirt + tie = good For girls: Hot pants and tube top = bad Pantsuit = good, but, again, not entirely necessary Skirt + decent blouse that isn't too revealing = good
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A thong and nothing else.
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your birthday suit
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Something too colorful or bold because they could be a distraction. Unless of course you're the unfortunate defendant in the orange suit :D
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Shorts, T-shirt and Flip-flops.
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Probably not a shirt that says, "QUESTION AUTHORITY."
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a Santa costume
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A coat bomb.
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Don't show up nude.
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Mickey Mouse ears and block of cheese.
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PJ's like Micheal Jackson... altho he got off the hook so maybe its not that bad of an idea.
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Anything John Daly wears on the golf course.
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Your KKK robe
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All kidding aside, I have been in court enough times to know, You want to piss a judge off. Walk in there with a baseball cap on sideways and watch them immediately flip.
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Speedos? +5
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If its a female judge, a short skirt with a tube top, hoop earrings, and 2 inch flats with knee high fish net stockings
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a swimsuit -- judges really hate that
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a straitjacket?? ;)
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sun glasses
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The judge's wife's panties.
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a bikini
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An orange jump suit with a number on it. It might sway the jury.
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nothing.... ;) haha...
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a shirt that says "hi , i'm drunk , what's your name ?"
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A Party Suit.
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a turbin
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Your Tooth Fairy halloween costume.
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Birthday suit
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