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Beware of people!
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Beware of Atheist. . He will send you back to nothingness from which you came.
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For Me And My Family, We Serve The Lord! --- Matthew 4:10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. ---
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To begin with, my name. My front door still has my grandfather's name on it. I shan't remove it, but I'd like my own nameplate alongside.
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SOLD of course that would never happen. It'd have to sell overmarket price.
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beware of agnostic gamer! dun dun dunnnnnn (really though, why are people crazy enough to think that anyone who can operate these new contraptions and/or have a doubt that christianity might be false must be crazy and violent?)
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"SOLD" in HUGE LETTERS!!
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I cleaned the house last week. Sorry you missed it. +5
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GO AWAY!!!!!
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Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again! +5
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Trespassers will be shot, pissed on, and shot again. All sales agents will be pissed on twice. lol :)
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I have Two Huge Dogs and if that doesnt work Ive got 911! I really have two small dogs but they got big barks! hehe
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"Did i really win a Million?" But tht might cause a problem! They might want some! lol
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Beware Of Owner or, Trespassers will be persecuted
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enter at your on risk..
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Knock on the door at your own risks!
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pick up the poop your dog leaves behind.
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Driveway not as steep as it looks. But if you are a salesman or are trying to convert me beware Mt. Everest is at the top.
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Come on in, you may be sorry!
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+5 JOS 24:14 "Now fear the LORD and serve him with all faithfulness. Throw away the gods your forefathers worshiped beyond the River and in Egypt, and serve the LORD. 15 But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD."
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Caution : Drive Slow Cats Crossing!
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Beware of the drunk 8D
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I don't pee/poop in your garden Please don't let your dog do it in mine!
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Here there be dragons. Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be sold into slavery. or
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"Welcome..hope you're hungry"! :)
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if your looking to convert me, dont try. im a Christian and thats the way ill stay. if your selling me something, i dont want or need it. if your a friend, come on in. :)
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Here to date my daughter? Just so you know, the military taught me 101 ways to kill a man. Go ahead, pick a number.
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Drive In
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I VOTE FOR THE MOST DESERVING AND THAT'S NOT YOU. Think that would keep the political callers away ?
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Ask yourself do I realy have a purpose for being here, if not turn around before you do something you will regret.
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free weeds, please pick at your leisure.
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Callers of all types without an appointment will be shot with precision
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"BEWARE OF WILD DOGS!!!"
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"Anti-Idiot Zone. Idiots will be shot on site."
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Home of a true player!!!!
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"Vote out Ben Chandler"-I saw a man with a sign "Fire Ben in 2010" Ben's our congressman who did not vote along with the will of the people on the sinister "cap n' trade our jobs away" bill.
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Call first.
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I have a little sign at my front door which says "grow your own dope,plant a man!"...I don`t mean to offend all men out there,but I have a problem with a "pervert" postman and it was apolite way of getting a message across to him!
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Welcome to shit creek...sorry, we're out of paddles.
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You are welcome.
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"Beware of glare", when I had 300W lamps. Unfortunately, they have been discontinued, either too bright or take too much electricity.
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