ANSWERS: 22
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With mouth wide open.
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laugh my ass off
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my response would depend on if the attacker were a midget in a leather bondage mask or just a normal person. I've seen people attacked with cheetos by bondage midgets...it's not pretty.
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Start munchin'.
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Squirt them back with milk.
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Whip back at them with twizzlers!!
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Snap them with a Slim Jim!
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create a starving kid army prepared to whip some cheesy goodness ass!!!
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I would call on Chester to help me out!
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I would search for the hidden camera ;)
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Probably nuclear weapons. I wouldn't use them ordinarily but Cheetos™ are DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
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Eat the cheetos. :D :D :) :)
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Eyes closed mouth wide open...and also request them to aim my mouth.
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I'd have to eat my way out of the situation. :)
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Attack back with Doritos.
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I never though about it? But probably... with dip?
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Have my herd of vicious attack dogs rip the assailants neck out with their fangs, but not until I had them drawn and quartered (assuming they survived that) then dip the remaining cheetos in the blood and feed to dogs. ..Not much else.. i don't like gory things..non-violence all the way!
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Grab a butterfly net.
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Great, now I want some cheetoh's!
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First, I think, I would run and hide. Why? Because I would need time to pull my head together! Being attacked by Cheetos could be a mental illness! :)
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FOOD FIGHT *nails you with nearest edible substance*
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A heck of a lot safer than being attacked by a bag of gummy sharks...relentless....over and over and over...!
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