What is the first rule of politics?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 36
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Do not discuss politics
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The way it's working now a days,I'd say,lie,cheat and if situation permits,steal and kill.
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Deniability.
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Always be on the Winning Side to stay afloat.
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Follow the sheep.
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1.) Do not talk about fight club.
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Sorry is a dirty word
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Don't make enemies of those you may eventually need as friends,.. and never say anything that contradicts something you said twenty years ago. They will dig it up.
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Your own ass is more important than the truth. Cover accordingly.
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To be a manipulative slimy sun of a gun...I could be waaayyyyy off base here but there it is, in black and white text my friend...
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I am debating between 'be a good liar' and 'be well connected'
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Win.
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Associate. Without it, you can't get very far.
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Be as non-specific as possible, so that people cannot pin you down in the future with things you say now. To be a gifted politician, you have to make people like you while you spend a long time talking and not giving up much detailed information.
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Never settle for the truth when a plausible lie is available. When there is no handy lie, obfuscate.
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Do not make a promise to a person or group of people, that you cannot possible follow through with. These people will always remember this and they will constantly be seeking a way to downgrade you.
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Truth never triumphs
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Get married and mention it as much as possible.
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win
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Be a slimy corrupt, double-talking, sidestepping piece of swamp sludge.
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They have to do very best for their own citizens and voters.
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there is no such thing as a lie
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Leave your morals at the door ... :)
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Spin
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Never admit fault.
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Define your opposition before they define you.
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Nobody is ever right
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deny everything
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Learn how to lay and lie.
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take sides and sling all the DIRT possible...
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Keep a straight face when lying -- + up
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He who has the gold makes the rules.
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Same as the first rule of religion: Hate everyone who does not think like you.
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Never talk about Fight Club
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Blame it on the other guy.
Moongrim 
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