ANSWERS: 45
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another one?!!
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I don't see it lasting long.
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"Wait a tick, is that the chick I banged from the office last night?"
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Good luck, your gona need it!
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Im sorry?
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Do you wanna have cheat sex?
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I love you and I want you to be with me instead.
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Marriage is an institution. Who wants to live in an institution the rest of their lives?
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I saw your wife with another man.
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So where is the mansion, sports car, house keeper...take out a whole list of things you were expecting... Is she the best you can find? How drunk/desperate were u at the time? I should have married your brother.... so when will I meet my husband? Just so that you know, I'm still looking for The One....
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never say "damn you settled for this?" Are you out of your freaking head?
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girl says "will you marry me"?
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You are gonna love your wedding night. I tried her out last night and she was great!
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Have you check her out for STD and AIDS? I have heard a few things.
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"I know she's good in bed but I wouldn't marry the bitch"
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"You know why she was late right? Oh, and sorry I was a bit late myself. Had trouble untying my tie. A frisky gal you have there."
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The ceremony of your freedom's funeral was splendid!
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So you can stop paying her now?
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kiss having fun good bye.
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Does this ring express worthiness
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The truth
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"I'm late"
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hope you dont got aids, she says she doesnt ever want to catch that again
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I recomended my divorce laywer to your wife yesterday, she mentioned something about wanting half....
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you aren't going to kill her also are you
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When i said she was something special, i meant she HAS something special, you know, down below..
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"I'm sorry for your loss."
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So you're the one that's going to help her get caught up on her palimony payments.
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If you're a hot woman, you shouldn't say "We could have had sex if you were single."
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you: "mason or peanut butter"? him: "what?" you: "what sort of jar does she have your balls in?"
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do you love her.
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You wear your Ball and Chain well old man.
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I have a mad crush on your wife! lol
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we've all had her.lol
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"I lied, I'm not really pregnant."
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I was just talking to your other wife! :)
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"Can I give you a blowjob?"
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ya know why a female smiles so much at her wedding??? she knows she has given her last blowjob
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Good Luck mate you will need it with her.
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You're a lucky man she gives great head.
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Will you marry me?
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Does this mean you'll be late for your child's visitations now?
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Congratulatiions on being #5!
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So you're the SOB that owes my daughter $50000 in back child support!!!!!!
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I hope you got a pre-nup, I hear she's after your money.
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