• Jane Curtin: . . . And so, with a name like Fluckers, it�s got to be good Chevy Chase: Hey, hold on a second, I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be. MMM MMM!! Dan Aykroyd: Hold it a minute folks, but are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That�s Death Camp! Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it�s incredible! Just amazingly good jam! John Belushi: Wait a minute . . . Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus. We offer you a choice of two of the most repulsive brand names of jams you�ve ever heard of. With names like these, this stuff has got to be terrific. We�re talking fabulous jam here! Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Here�s a new jam we�ve just put out. It�s called Painful Rectal Itch. You�d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it�s great . . . Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. That�s right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that you�d dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! It�s beautiful jam! John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it - 10,000 Nuns and Orphans. Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? What�s so bad about that? John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, it�s so good! MMM! Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, [mumbles] Ick! Yecch! Dan Aykroyd: It�s so good it�s sick making! Chevy Chase: Oh, that�s gotta be great jam! Jane Curtin: So if it�s great jam you�re after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you can�t say it on television. Ask for it by name! SNL s1 e17

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