ANSWERS: 12
  • ..I'm starting to think it's only where I live that "cop" has a negative connotation.. Whenever I'm online, people use it to refer to ANY police officer.. I've never heard that offline.
    • mushroom
      It is an informal and somewhat diminutive usage. I got one of those fake IRS calls including a threat that they would send "the cops" if I did not reply. Oh, NOES! Not the "COPS"!
  • "No hablo inglés, Señor."
  • Well Officer, it took you long enough to pull me over. I went through four red lights already. Officer, I want you to know there are absolutely no condoms filled with heroin shoved up my ass, I swear. Officer, is it true that guys decide to join the police force as overcompensation for shortcomings?
  • Aren't you supposed to be at Dunkin Donuts?
  • If you want to steal a couple bucks from me for speeding... I will pay you triple right now to arrest yourself for thievery.
  • That you are not "driving", but "traveling" and you have a right to travel without having to comply with motor vehicle laws or show ID because you are a sovereign citizen and never agreed to any contract with government agencies. Then wait for your driver's door window to get broken when you do not comply.
  • Why, yes, I think I do know why you pulled me over. It's the dead body in the trunk...right?
  • Is that a gun in your holster, or are you just happy to see me?
  • "Christ ! You're uglier than Kevin Spacey ."
  • Where do I send the coffee and donuts?
  • "Haven't you got anything better to do?"
  • to curse at hinn

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