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  • April acts like she can't hear anyone when she doesn't want to come in the house. It makes us crazy. And she knows she is misbehaving, because when she does finally come inside, she will look sheeping and walk so slowly.
  • my last dog used to bark at absolutely NOTHING in the middle of the night and wake everyone up! he would even bark at the wind some nights!
  • Barks whenever we are eating food around him... and he's a small dog so its that annoying almost yappy-bark.... *ugh* My cats like to sit places so you trip over them... or walk in front of your feet so you are bound to step on them... *edit* My one cat, Nippy, is SOOOOO freaking loud, she will walk into your room in the middle of the night and just start meowing for absolutely no reason. I am not a light sleeper but she can wake me up... *edit* I keep thinking of them... one of the cats (we have 4 and I can't tell 2 of them apart...) has this new thing of jumping on me first thing in the morning and clswing me until I wake up... Why do I have pets?
  • You know I have a bosc monitor right? you also know he will grow to around 4 foot long? well since getting him he will curl up on your knee like a kitten and be stroked, lately he has tried his damndest to get down my cleavage, hes manages a few times but its driving me mad lol
  • My dog barks uncontrollably whenever someone knocks on our door.
  • When there is thunder and lightning, my border collie runs and jumps in my lap. He is 60 pounds of pure chicken.
  • My cat claws the carpet for you to open the door to let him in the room - even though there is another door the other end which is ipen - just can't be arsed to walk round!
  • My cat will jump up onto the bar and knock something off just to watch it fall to the floor, then move along to the next thing and knock it off, then the next and the next.
  • Ernie the boxer.....when he knows my husband is in the house but he won't pay him attention....cause he and Maggie are in the laundry room with a babygate with a kichen chair against it...so Ernie can't see him but he knows he's close..he starts to talk.....he says.....wwwwwiiiiuuuuuuuyyyyyyyy....I love you....I taught him how to say I love you when he was only about 2 months old....so he thinks if he says it over and over again daddy will let him out of the laundryroom....he just keeps saying it over and over again...
  • On my work nights, (work during the nights, and sleep during the day) one of my cats likes to sit at my bedroom door when I'm trying to get some sleep, and meow non-stop until I give up and let her in. Believe me she could sit there, and meow for a hour straight. grrr...
  • I can't sit down and enjoy a mug of hot chocolate for one of my cats. she loves to lick the hot chocolate mug after i'm done...but she doesn't want to wait until i'm done!
  • What doesn't he do, that is the question, he gets into the garbage, he gets into clean laundry, he helps himself to whatever he finds in draws that he opens, he chews on sneakers, sandals socks, cable wires, bites thur blinds, he is a beast
  • Two of my male mice pick on their brother's mercilessly, it drives me crazy.
  • After my cat uses the litter-tray, she climbs straight out & the scrapes at the floor, like that’s gonna cover anything..... & she wont stop till you shout at her.
  • Toby is a shelter dog, and has few issues but the one that gets on my nerve is he follows me everywhere in the house. I guess he's afraid I'm going to leave him. I've had him about 9 months and this goes on every day. I have wood floors throughout the house so I hear follow even into the bathroom. But I love him so much I'm good with it. He's my buddy +3
  • Constantly licks with her very big Chocolate Lab tongue! I don't want to be licked by her doggy tongue. She once licked me when on my rear when I did't expect it....had a big 'ole wet spot on the back of my shorts.
  • One of them insists I screw up a piece of paper each day and throw up the stairs 3 times. She then chases it exactly 3 times and walks off bored. She mews until I do this. The other puss has ruined the draft excluder on the door when she wants to come in by clawing and plucking it. If that fails, she hangs on the door handle and, when you open the door she is just hanging there looking stupid.
  • My stupid cat keeps peeing everywhere.
  • My pet tortoise is placid as anything except when he is out and about in the living room and my s/o is sitting there with bare feet he is guaranteed to make a beeline for his big toe and try to chomp it. It drives my s/o nuts and is moaning about it instead of just putting socks on drives me nuts! You can't train a peabrained tortoise not to do it and what else should I do, keep him couped up in his vivarium 24/7? It drives me nuts!
  • When my cat goes into heat, she sometimes pees on my daughter's bed. How many mattresses I threw away, before learning to predict her behavior and preventing damage - I lost the count! Rhodesian Ridgeback girl whimpers every time my husband steps out. And she does it with such a sincere sorrow - omg!! Also she runs in curiosity around human food, but she'd sit with no emotions when we call her to eat her own food (my husband cooks for her very yummy stuff, like beef, rice and vegetable mix and puts a piece of a bone on the bottom, so she'd have some chewing fun in the end). He spoiled her rotten! She will eat only home made cottage cheese and only from our hands, not from her dish. Grrr.
  • My pets did nothing to drive me crazy. They were wonderful in every way.
  • They don't understand English/
  • Thanx for the Q but i don't have any pets!
  • Deposit landmines where I least expect them...Puppies!
  • barks like she is dying when i am trying to sleep in....
  • They don't drive me nuts..but sometimes they get under my feet..literally..lol
  • Oh, this topic is too funny!!! Here's another one. When I start to pet my cat, I really hate, when she lifts her tail and turns her back to me, exposing her ... private parts, lets put it this way... She performs same ceremony every night: jumps on my bed, walks across me to my side table and drinks water from my glass. She has her own, always fresh, but she just HAS to spoil my water at night. - sigh -
  • The little turkey (my cat) runs out the door at night, & I have to get a flashlight & my neighbor's help to get her back in. She KNOWS she's not supposed to go outside, but does it anyway. Drive me insane!
  • Clawing the furniture.
  • Chases shadows all night long and wakes me, sometimes running across my head or feet. In winter occasionally getting a field mouse and splying it on the floor in the middle of the carpet as a gift.
  • She makes a horrible caterwauling sound when she wants us to wake up some days...even on the weekends.

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