• My dad used to tell me a lot of blonde jokes cos I'm blonde. One I remember was 'They found a blonde dead at the mall with headphones on and a tape deck that ran out of batteries. When they put batteries in the tape deck and played the tape it went 'now breathe in... and breathe out'. Another thing my dad used to say was when you'd say ummm he'd always say leeeg. (As in arm, leg.) Can't think of any others on the spot but man he has a lot of silly ones. Lol. In the end I just tune him out...
  • No, my Mom tells those jokes that make you flinch. For example: What kind of business are fish interested in? The answer: Reel Estate.

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