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  • It's between two. 1. In Futurama Fry falls in love with a Lucy Lui bot and she is dying and turns to him and says "I'll never forget you" Then says in a robot voice "Memory deleted". 2. In House Dr Cutty turns to House and says "Are you being intentionally dense?" and he replies, "Hunnnnnnnn?"
  • That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
  • "And I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker!" - Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
  • When passing through an Immigration / Customs check point a Customs official asked Oscar Wilde if he had anything to declare. He replied; . "I have nothing to declare but my genius"
  • Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box. -Italian proverb Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision. -Stevie Wonder If you want to know your past - look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future - look into your present actions. -Buddhist Saying If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields "Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and thousands will come from miles to watch you burn" An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. -M.K. Gandhi "A man tells his stories so many times, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way...he becomes immortal."
  • God never closes the door without opening the window. For me it means that there are always two ways to see anything. There is more than one way to understand a question. God will help you see your way through anything in your life.
  • Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
  • I don't know about it being my favorite quote of all time, but I've been enjoying it lately.
  • hmmm... "A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "We really fucked up this time." haha. "Friends are like condoms. They're there when things get hard. :)" "Dont Piss down my back, then tell me that its raining." -"Beauty is in the eyes of the Beholder" I Set My FRiends on Fire
  • "Every sixty seconds you are in anger its a minute of happiness off your life" I think its the first quote one should learn in an anger management class, lol
  • Boredom is a self-imposed state of mind.
  • "Noone is innocent." ~ J.K. Maynard "I love to gaze into your eyes... at my reflection. ~ Christopher Robin
  • We have met the enemy and he is us. ~Walt Kelly in 'Pogo'
  • Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death
  • confucious say "man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" actually my best friend and I have our own quotes
  • Robert McCloskey said this with sincerity during a press conference. “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” Here is a link with more inspirational quotes http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/711703/robert-mccloskey/i-know-that-you-believe-you-understand-what-you-think
  • Murphy's Law: "If anything can go wrong, it will." In popular use for over half a century, controversy abounds as to the origins of this adage. The philosophy behind the phrase, if not this exact wording, has been around since before written history. These earlier forms are used referred to as Sod's Law or Finagle's Corollary. ("Sod" refers to any poor "sod.") Most experts attribute the modern Murphy's Law to USAF Captain Edward Murphy, a research engineer at Edwards Air Force Base in 1949. Upon learning that a rocket sled test failed because a technician wired the sensors wrong, Murphy is reported to have exclaimed, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll do it." For some reason the phrase caught on and began evolving. The press got a hold of it when during a press conference the man who eventually rode the sled commented that the reason he survived is that everyone on the project paid close attention to "Murphy's Law." When asked to explain he used the form we're familiar with today. troubles Law: "Murphy was an opitimist."
  • "Who wants to know?"
  • I hate to be a whore but the world's a pimp. - Andre Nickatina
  • "A closed mind is a wonderful think to lose." "Shock me, say something intelligent." "Because I could not stop for death he kindly stopped for me-the carriage held but just ourselves-and immortality..." (emily dickinson)
  • "How do you know you're God?" "Simple, I find that when I pray, I'm talking to myself."
  • The entire Speech Patton gave to the Third Army on June 5th, 1944. You can see it done well by George C. Scott at the beginning of the movie "Patton."
  • I read this in a public toilet in London; "The toilet here are no good at all, the seat is too high, and the hole is too small." In a permanent marker someone else added; "I must add in a quick retort, your ass is too fat, and your legs are too short!" I laughed so hard I had to leave.
  • “I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.” -Isaac Newton "Hard working folks only smell bad to folks who don't have anything better to do then stick their nose in the air. And when you stick your nose in the air around me it's going to get punched!" -Laura Ingalls to Nellie from Little House on the Prairie, episode "The richest man in walnut grove"
  • "The ones who mind don't matter and the ones who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss
  • "Hey, don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." ~ Woody Allen
  • "I have a dick and it gets hard then that's good. I walk down the street and if I see a girl and my dick gets hard that's good and if I see a boy that's good too and same with seeing a chicken. If my dick gets hard and I want to fuck it then that's good. People like to attach labels to themselves, straight, gay, S&M, it's just so simple. It doesn't matter what you do whether its horrible or mainstream or boring, you know what turns you on. So why the big brouhaha?" ~~Jimmy Urine
  • Do not fear the night, fear what hunts in the night. ~~ Some guy you never saw coming ~~
  • 'Be the change you wish to see in the world' - Mahatma Gandhi
  • "The more you know the less you understand." —Lao Tzu, in the Tao te Ching
  • Go ahead, "Make my Day"
  • "Poverty is a conditioned state of mind, yet is is the mind that keeps the impoverished condition." D.P. DePugh
  • "The hardest gift to give, yet the one most needed, is wisdom." Buddha.
  • When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. ~ Alexander Graham Bell ~ It's a pertinent reminder not to live in the past. http://www.heartbreak-quotes.com/

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