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  • "Feed the puppy" "Get the puppy a drink" "Scratch ears" "Let the puppy out" "Rub the puppy's tummy" etc
  • 'You are not my owner...'
  • Croinky! Look at that huge human! Wow he's eh beauty.
  • My dog, personally, I know is thinking: "*Please* leave the room so I can tear the garbage out of the bag and drag the most disgusting parts of it through the house."
  • I just crapped in his boots. I wonder if he'll notice?
  • "just touch my rear"
  • Say,"Here boy!" C'mon dummy, "Heeeeere boy!" it's easy, just open your mouth and say it, and then I'll run up to you wagging my tail!
  • Why do you bother with those ridiculous pieces of material? Let it fly free honey, that's what I do... (alternately) Feed me (alternately) Pat me, rub my tummy, scratch my ears (alternately) Seriously, what is it with the material? (alternately) Why do you have to shut the bathroom door? What's wrong with peeing on a plant outside? You should try lifting your leg once in a while lady, you'd really enjoy the freedom.... (boy, I've given this one way too much thought. lol)
  • "How did i get stuck with her? There where soooo many nice families in the pet shop. Why ME? Ahhhhhhh, thank god she left the house again?" lol
  • "Love me. Love me? Please love me. Love me now! Do you love me? What can I do to make you love me? If I stay right by your side and follow you everywhere, will you love me more?"
  • I don't have a dog at the moment, but... : Food. Walk. Food. Wag. Food. Walk please? Biscuit? Dinner time? Biscuit? Loud car out front. Run to front yard. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Why are you yelling at me? Food. Biscuit?
  • Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Wanna play??? Wanna play??? Wanna play??? Wanna play??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Wanna play??? Wanna play??? Wanna play??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? Can I have a treat??? I'm tired.
  • Tummy tickle please ?
  • Well, right now it's a "come on, let me inside already and feed me grrr" and usually it's a "grrr, go to sleep already" Sad thing is, she growls at me like my little brother does when we share rooms. XD
  • Oh,it is going to take forever to train this one.
  • "What?" "Are you eating something, can I have some? Look, I'm SITTING!" "Here, I'll give YOU the ball/kong/bonieonie...YOU give ME some of what you are eating...fair trade!" "...and you are offering me WHAT to do this thing you ask for?" "ME, ME!!! DON'T PET...the cat, the other dog...PET MEEEEE!" "Here's my Kong, look..it's empty...got some peanut butter you could stick in here for me?" "Why is the CAT getting chicken? I want SOME CHICKEN TOO...I'm your dog...I'm better than that dang old cat...please...one bite, or leave the room so I can steal it ALL!" "Don't look at ME..YOU left the meat on the counter top...you KNOW I'm Husky on both sides...I can't help it...my DNA SAYS steal food, ESPECIALLY MEAT in the Fall and Winter...it's what I feel I need to do!" "OH crap! yur gonna kiss my nose and hug me again, aren't you...I can just tell...here you come!" "I havta go out NOW and if you don't take me, there's gonna be a REAL PROBLEM!" "Yeah...I loves ya...let me kiss your face, hmmm what's that on your breath...did you just eat something?" "I'm washing your foot because I love you and frankly I think it needs a good bath." "What...??? yeah that's cat litter on my chin, did I miss some? Kitty Roca...hmmmm good! Ya oughta try it before you assume it's nasty!"
  • Dumb*ss didn't walk me today. Gonna bite his *ss when I get off this leash. And if he forgets the treats again I'm gonna howl all night long and wake up his neighbor's so they call the cops on him. Again.
  • can I come in? I want that food you've got!
  • now, if rewire the electric fence, find some hotdogs, and figure a way to open those beer bottles I'd have one hell of a party.
  • When is she gonna let me outside to pee??? When is she gonna pick me up??? When is she gonna feed me??? Wheres my ball mom??? Will you play with me??? Can I go with you??? Can I eat the catfood too???
  • Get me out of this stupid outfit.
  • Love me, pet me, feed me.
  • I love you!
  • Happy Happy! What's our next adventure together, petting, walk, eating

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