ANSWERS: 14
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It is really tired.
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Once upon a time an Italian scientist did an experiment on a tomato, the tomato grew very large and rolled down some sort of hill or something? Then it was about to hit the tower but it decided not to...or something then the tower turned gay, I married it and we lived happily ever after! <3 The End
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because its male and we all hang to the right
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You couldn't bungee jump from it if it was vertical, you'd smack into the side!
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Someone beside it farted for a long time....:P
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The tower is the only thing on earth that's straight. The rest isn't.
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It wasn't given enough Viagra
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It's doin the gangsta lean
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It's had a bad break-up with the cathedral near it and it's trying to avoid awkward conversation with it.
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its old and getting tired? perhaps its laying down to go to sleep.
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It was originally designed to be in the shape of the St. Louis Archway, but they ran out of money.
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Galileo stood dropping lead weights of one side of it for too long. It actually doesn't lean enough - it was intended to be a sundial. It is the muzzle of a buried super-cannon. One day someone will find their way in and fire it at the moon.
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It's Happy Hour here...I'm on my third Stoli on the Rocks...the Tower of Pisa is leaning?!?
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