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Molasses.
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My granny and she has been dead for 30 years.
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A turtle stuck in the mud.
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My little brother who is 28 and still lives at home
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A wet week.
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You're slower than _dial-up_.
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.... a turtle walking backwards
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a snail ;0)
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the 13 year locust.
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A quadriplegic turtle.
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a 95 year old driver
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me trying to drive!
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Mole asses. I always thought that was a strange expression. Or did you mean molesses in January? Or, how about, AB at noon.
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a Concord
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Forest Gump
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You're slower than old people f*cking...
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... my Dad's computer :P
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Pine Tar. At least that's always the way I've heard my older family members say it.
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a turtle with it's legs cut off
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a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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.... the second coming of Christ !! :)
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molasses
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old people in the fast lane.
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Pond water.
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Molasses
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a wet weak !! LOL ( I have no idea what that might be either LOL)
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Stephen Hawkings without his wheelchair.
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A snail with a broken leg (leg)?
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Molasses in January
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Molasses on a freezing sunday morning
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my turtle. (no offense guys. just naming things at the top of my head.) :)
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An elderly snail on tranquilizers.
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George W Bush
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A clock with no battery!
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...the Amtrak Lakeshore Limited!
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Jessica Simpson getting a thought out of her head.............
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a child walking home with a note from his teacher.
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an armadillo, tangled up in barbed wire
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a slug in a sack of cornmeal!
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the comment light on AB!
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..Moses. That is the first thing that comes to mind. I think I heard it a lot when I was young. I was never in a hurry to go anywhere.
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A 3-legged lazy turtle...
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Me
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slower than a snail :)
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a turd
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Molasses in January
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a slug on valium!
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slower than a matrix body-swerve
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A week in jail.
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snot. It doesn't make sense, snot is quite fast.
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ME, and I have difffuse brain damage.
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molasses
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A box of rock.
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molasses
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A slug running to the toilet with diarrhoea
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Dial-up internet access when trying to watch something on u-tube!
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You're slower than a long day at work!
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A snail with a broken leg thingy !
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grass growing
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MOLASSIS
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+ heinz ketchup leaving the bottle.
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the US congress
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A one legged Grasshopper.
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normal.
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Turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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Molasses...running uphill. ^.^
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a team of paraplegic mice (in little wheelchairs) towing a sperm whale to the top of Everest.
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