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"Well, I'm sure if you had to show your penis to everyone like girls to do with boobs, You'd get a lot of insults too." Iunno something like that.
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Nice dickie you jerk
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i'm sure my boobs are bigger then your di$%
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NOW we know why you can't get laid. It's your "way with women" --- or ----Spoken like a true virgin.
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'At least i could have implants, where as YOU will always be ugly'!!!
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You're right...yours are bigger (works well if they're fat) pretty similiar to my other one, actually...
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She should encircle the end of her little finger below the end knuckle with the index finger and thumb of the other hand and hold it up near the chest, then release the little finger and make a C with the index finger and thumb and hold that up near the chest, and smile. Also can comment on anything that's too big or too small on the guy. Or yeah you got a great rack, fella.
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"This from a guy whose pecker is as big as my thumb, only not as firm!"
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you should just be like "at least I dont have a loose thunder cunt that hangs like the sleeve of a wizards like you do...Dumbledoor" hahaha I remember when I was 110 and a guy said I had small tits, and thats exactly what i said to him and ever since that day to now we all call him dumbldoor hahaha
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"Well, at least YOU make up for it. I've never SEEN such boobs on a guy before!" : D
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No, you're OK; they saw you coming and tried to hide.
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Tell him his ex girlfriend told you he was hung like a squirrel.
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"Maybe so. But I can STILL get more men than you can get women just by asking. YOU have to work at it."
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Who needs a come back? I would just smile sweetly and walk away. People like that are just not worth the aggravation and commenting back only means they will continue talking.
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If it wasn't you staring at them, they might come back out again. If you would go away, they would come back out and look for a hot guy to show off to. They are hiding from you! Or... How much you wanna bet they're bigger than your di*k?
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Just tell him to take the sock outta his pants and go jack off with his tweezers. :o)
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"You're just jealous because either of my nipples is bigger than the limp splinter that's hiding between your balls." ;)
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and they will never sag like your gut
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They only seem flat because of how big yours are.
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its not my fault that your breasts are bigger then mine.
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" and they will never sag "
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