ANSWERS: 28
-
Go back to sleep. It has to be a dream...it has to be a dream.
-
Scratch my head, think 'I swear my hamster was dead when I ate it', find a box and put it in it, roll over and go back to sleep
-
Tell ALL my friends then try to sell it
-
Take my pills for alzheimers, and then skin and cook it this time.
-
Buy a cage and put it in. Try to get some sleep and hope for another.
-
That would be so cool, but I would put him in a cage, then wait for the furball.
-
i would wear jeans to bed next time i went to sleep ! he he he !
-
I would wonder where I had been the night before and what the HELL I was doing! On second thought...I don't think I would want to know.
-
Scratch my head, give hamster perplexed look, make note to self "Lay off the tequila, make sure they don't have me banned from the pet-shop now.
-
Check the hamster cage for escapees...then sit on the bed scratching my head. I would probably go on answerbag then, and ask the question "Why did I cough up a live hamster today?"
-
I have heard that the average human accidentally eats like 100 spiders a year in there sleep but I can't imagine this happening with a hamster! I guess you better buy him a cage and stop doing whatever drugs or alcohol you had the night before!!
-
I'd say....wow I just coughed up a hamster...what ...so i'm not clever...pfft
-
First, be very confused... because I don't own a hamster. Next, clean up the hamster, take a picture, and post "Found" posters around my neighborhood to see who lost it. Last, never speak of it to anyone.
-
I would put out hamster tape and cages and stuff and try and stop this infestation.
-
Name it Debbie, then swallow it again, hey it must've tasted a little bit good if I ate it in the first place.
-
Like Adam, you either name it and give it a good home, or, like Eve, set it free and wait.
-
After a crazy night like that just hope a hamster is all you have to rid of. Then put it in a cage with one of those hamster wheels, I'm sure he'll need to work off a hangover too.
-
keep it as a pet of course
-
oh no! fluffy!!
-
It's happened so often that I don't even give it a thought.
-
Pray it doesn't have a brother.
-
Put it in a cage. And then get on Answerbag and ask everyone what to do with it.
-
Brush my teeth.
-
I would try like hell not to sneeze.......
-
Start screaming and calling for my mummy
-
Quit drinking so much.
-
Pray that I don't have to pass his exercise wheel out the other end.
-
Thanks Auntie Happy Belated New Year btw.
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC