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MISERY STRIKES AGAIN
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Finally on the improve !
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DAY FOURTEEN TOMORROW, THINGS DUE TO GET BACK ON TRACK! EVERYONE REJOICES, BECAUSE DEPRESSING BAM SUCKS
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Is This the Edge?
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Playstation 3 bought by christinite at a local Costco in Mesa!
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"Hermit Leaves House to Council Hospice Patients"
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"Girl Eats Entire Loaf of Banana Walnut Cake for Dessert" And man was it tasty! Ps. love the question :)
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One of the most annoying weeks in one young man's life as he simply tries to talk to someone to sort out a big problem. But in the end [even though it was in different way], he gets it done:) Edit: He thought he did but [a week later] he finds out he didnt. Big headline. And what about you?
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BigKADO ,,WE REPORT HE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE 3 TIMES THIS WEEK.......HE IS ON THE MOVE..who knows..im so sick of bein in front of this computer and bein laid off sucks.
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BROKE??? if you think you are,...then check out this guy.
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WELL KNOWN MAN DIES OF SUSPICIOUS CAUSES; FAMILY STAYS MUM
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INSTANT IDIOTS--JUST ADD WATER! WOMAN SPENDS RECORD NUMBER OF HOURS IN TRAFFIC DUE TO BAD DRIVERS AND RAIN!! (try 2.5 hours to get to work one day and 4 to get home on another)
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"kid slips on soap in the shower and nearly breaks his neck! stay tuned for pictures and video!"
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Center for disease control told XYZ news today that the flu epidemic is now in its third week...Pharmaceutical companies announce this quarter a substantial rise in sales of antibiotics...in other news...ratings remain low to moderate for a second week with a few intermittent spikes despite absence of AB moderators...Two trolls were squashed by the I 5 interchange in what local police are calling a hit and run. Police chief Sanchez says an arrest is unlikely...
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That it may snow, that's amazing, it's been in the 70s here since spring!
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...Woman Survives Taking Elderly Father to Conduct Errands at 8 Locations! ...Mail for 4 Different Addressess Deposited in Resident's Mailbox! ...Co-worker Thinks of Perfect Gift for Person at Office Having Birthday! ...Woman's Eyes Permanently Bugged Out After Watching 4 hours of "24" on Sunday and Monday! ...Couple gives thumbs-up to Mexican food served at Loyola's Diner on Route 66! Those are my options, aren't they exciting?
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OVERWORKED STIFF STILL ON THE MOVE.
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On the front page of the paper in all bold letters is the article title "Why do we run this story? Life as it always is!" Just below that is a related article titled "Newspaper going out of business?" ------ edit: "Breaking News: Baby girl was born last week!" subsequent article - "Parents have not slept for 7 days"
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Young man has finally snapped and gone totally loopy.
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Promise of Improved Outlook Due to Arrive Next Week
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can jennifer take her meds as prescribed?
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TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Broken, beaten, overworked, oversmoked, tired, uninspired, yet wired, bloodied, sweaty, and crying, all in all another day close to dying.
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FUNERALS! PARTIES! DRUNK PEOPLE! "Woman accidently falls into other womans fist while stomping through the snow in bare feet,looking for cell phone" NEVER A DULL MOMENT!
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Police Officer enforces Alabama law that states all automobile drivers and passengers should be belted.
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Mostly boring with large periods of exam revision and sporadic bouts of tears. sounds like a weather report!
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She Did it Again!
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GIRL GETS GLASSES AND BRACES... BUT STILL LOOKS SMOKIN!
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Pay Day Tomorrow....Time to leave the house!
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Same s**t, different week..
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Ground Hog Day In Punxsutawney I have been going around in circles all week.
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BOY'S SOUL SHATTERED - UNABLE TO REPAIR
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"Secretary dies of boredom" or "Mother of three totally exausted by her children"
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DEPRESSED BUT TOO AFRAID COMMIT SUICIDE
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DEB'S EXHUSBAND STILL CRAZY. FULL COVERAGE INSIDE.
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raging waterfalls of ailens shit on the lawn
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Come see a real life emotional roller coaster
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Another Week Gone By,And SOS.......
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Boring Blond Battle's for freedom! xx
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WOMAN FREEZES ON THE JOB; AND STILL CONTINUES WORKING THROUGH BITTER COLD
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The news has been cancelled due to low ratings.
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Done? Finished? Not interested any more? Just looking for a life less ordinary? ME TOO! Call me. haha, ok, so that looks like it would be in the VERY personal ads, but no. NOT like that.
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1: Innocent boyfriend unjustly locked away! 2: Woman cleans mothers' House record number of times in one day; unsatisfied, DSS investigation continues! 3: Woman threatens to kill self... Threat unapposed. 4: Worlds' youngest "creepy cat-lady" established in NC. 5: Womans' nerves in critical condition: Slated to be the first person to die from "bieng nagged to death". Mother comments: "I don't know why she's doing this, she doesn't do anything right, she probably wont die right either.... And another thing...... (see page 2a under Nagging, no room left for article)
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Police raid the party i was accidentally invited to. the feeling of being hardcore sweeps the nation
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Unbelievably, Redhawk catches a cold! FIRST ONE IN OVER 18 MONTHS! Reports are that she didn't believe it herself, but then a totally stopped up head, complete body aches, and a low grade fever made a believer out of even this skeptic! Current Financial Picture is Grim and Threatening... On a lighter note: Fresh, Hot Coffee is available NOW!
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beautiful korean woman overcomes exhaustion from too much homework and too much work and makes up with handsome boyfriend whom loves her endlessly
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"Teacher keeps going even though near exhausted!"
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I dont know what to say....someone froze hell over.
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exclusive - Man bores whole world to death
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IT JUST HAS TO GET BETTER
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CONFUSED TEEN DOUBTS GOD
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i played fetch with my dogs
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YOUNG MAN SAVES DAY TO CLAIM FAME IN SLEPPY TOWN
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"Abused, Broken, Crushed....Deluged", The new ABC's.
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--BRING 'ER DOWN A PEG!-- GIRL'S SPIRIT DESTROYED THANKS TO A SWIFT RETURN INTO HER DEPRESSION. GOD TO HOLD COCKTAIL PARTY.
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"Vicious Cycle of pain and misery begins yet again. No end in sight."
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-"Lady decides that she never wants kids after babysitting her niece" -"Scarce money and an empty refrigerator causes a woman to eat cereal for an entire week" -"Woman screams at the top of her lungs due to agitation- Doctors not sure, but question whether PMS could have had a hand in this"
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ItZ PaRtY TiMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loving Grandma introduces grandson to oil paints! Redundant mum actually forgot it was Mother's Day and got the surprise of her life when her children and grandchildren began to arrive with some lovely gifts and cards! Go with the flow Rose survived shopping trip with younger work-aholic, never stops, sister! Loving Grandma waits patiently for her turn on computer. All hints and nudges to young grandson, who is playing on World Of Warcraft, are ignored!
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i got sick
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Extra, extra, read all about it! MONDAY FINDS YOUNG WOMAN ALREADY DISENCHANTED WITH THE WORKWEEK ...story continued page 4.
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Level 7 on answerbag.com expected by end of night, sources say.
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photographer ditches idea just in time to rush to hang show
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EXCITEMENT DROUGHT NOW CRITICAL...
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YET ANOTHER WEEK OR SPRING BREAK WASTED ON THE COUCH, WHAT'S NEXT?!
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Girl has accident with fake tan :)
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Spam is now the all-time health food!
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Local man dies of embarrassement details at 6
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"R&R Well Deserved" (it's been our Spring Break!)
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INTROVERTED BOHEMIAN STRUGGLES AS USUAL
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FOOD WAITING.....KID WAITING.....WOMAN LOST found on AB
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Ball itch cured by scratching
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SAME AS YESTERDAY
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... and she scored success again!
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20 years of boredom
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local subway sandwhich artist has a breakdown, cries at work over squabble with co-workers and freaks her boss out.
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girl looses her sane mind for prom madness!
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"Fights, lost in life, destruction of heart, wishes of selling the soul, hell, this teen's a fucking mess..."
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Woman at cable TV/Internet Service Provider is irate and threatens to call the Better Business Bureau
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Gotcha! Boyle Does Something Stupid... Again!
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College Student on the Brink of Insanity as Finals Week Approaches
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JIPPED AGAIN!!!
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Breaking News- The sun will NOT instantly scald your skin. It really IS okay to go outside!
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New revolution in Ukraine. What colour now?
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Another wonderful week, just like all the others!
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strange boy bites camra man.
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Rameystarman hurt his back like never before! He will require therapy and medications....more on the local News Section...
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Local Man Celebrates Seventh Anniversary By Taking Wife to Idyllwild CA And Making Her Toes Curl...Then Naps.
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College student dies of boredom from lack of mental stimuli during exam week.
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this headline would explain all...."Drama on the Homefront", mother threatens strike as family continues uproar..story continued tomorrow if mother survives... LOL...I have to laugh because it is so damn serious!!
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BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!! This has possibly been the most boring week in human history !!
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More of the same...
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"Woman works over 54 hours of overtime this week and loses sanity!"
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boy clames to see flying tacos
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Great News, No major event to be reported this week!!!
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"What exactly was that substance on her pant leg today?"
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"Another uneventful week in the boring world of me"
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-SCIENCE IS A WAR ZONE! -Split Lip!
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Babysitting job from hell: Child destroys house
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