Declare World Peace forever

i would blow up the world and start a new one, make it peaceful, and without president bush. no offense to those bush lovers.

Sit back and watch and probably do a lot of crying

-Make all the dyslexic people stop worshipping their pets. -Work out which religion is right -Write down all the secrets of the universe on a pad in case I forget -Kick Satan’s arse

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I think I would want to be God on black friday and I would smite and send to the depths of hell every single person that trampled and fought there way into stores in their foolish materilistic desires. This is why its a good thing I'm not God.

I would reveal myself to EVERY person on the planet so that no one could say that I didn't exist. I would want everyone to know me. (I'm athiest so if God came to me I'd totally freak!)

Knock on everyone's door who claims to be speaking for Me. I'd just like to sit down, have a nice cup of tea with them and find out just who gave them that permission. I wouldn't smite them afterwards, I would just let them in on the sorrow, and the heartache and the suffering they have inflicted on their fellow man. I would GIVE them those; make them FEEL those. I think that would be enough.

1) Change the length of a day - I'm a selfish bastard ;) 2) Tell the overzealous of ALL faiths to chill the f*** out! Next one to kill or oppress anybody and use my name as an excuse gets tossed into someplace that makes Hell look like Club Med while their eternal torment is broadcast all over the world as a deterrent. 3) Redistribute the wealth of the world more evenly. I am not a Communist, but seeing entertainers tossing vast sums of money away frivolously while so many people in the world can't even afford half a meal for one of their children is immoral. 4) Put a Skyline R34 Nur Edition in my driveway with my name on the registration - Again, I'm selfish. Besides, many high-powered people have a generous separation compensation package or retirement plan. (Skylines cost less than you think, so this doesn't violate #3 above.)

1.) Abolish organized religion. 2.) End genocide. 3.) Cure world hunger. 4.) Cure AIDS (starting in Africa). 5.) Make everyone a single race just to end the ongoing stupidity about it. 6.) End discrimination on any grounds. 7.) Zap several hundred with lightning (Bin Laden, Taliban, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, anyone claiming to speak for me). 8.) Fix the environment. 9.) Straighten out the Middle East. 10.) Institute universal education and suffrage. Then, I'd take a break and ponder my next move.

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose" If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no Hell yeah And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name (HEY-ZEUS) and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick You just can't teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

Wipe it all out and start over, having learned from this attempt. No Trees of Knowledge of Good and Evil, no satan, no free will. Just a bunch of lobotomites made in my image, running around being happy-ish.

I'll probably get rated down for not going into detail, but I'd do whatever the hell I wanted.

I would end the world, and let my followers come to me SOONER for their just desserts. 1.)Their new name. 2.)Their robes. 3.)Their innocence FULLY restored. 4.)Give them a mate(to reproduce my army). 5.)A pat on the back & "Thank you" 6.)Let them begin to enjoy there enternal life with me.

Every time someone said "OMG" I would quickly appear before them and say "Yes....?"

OR..I can just do what a do now.... 1.)Piss people off to maxium 2.)Fart loudly 3.)Watch the game 4.)Eat 5.)Go to work 6.)Live like a normally strange hu-man.

Make everything much clearer, and generaly just have a good time. Godly House party at my place!

I love AntigoneRising's answer to this, but I would add to it: 1. If I'm god, presumably I have the power to be sure that no more cats and dogs and horses are born than will have good homes. And I will fix it so that people do not WANT exotic pets, and will WANT to leave them and preserve them in the jungles / deserts / oceans / savannahs where they belong. 2. If I'm god, presumably I have the power to be sure that no more CHILDREN are born than will have good homes with willing parents. 3. If I'm god, then I want animals to stop being slaughtered in pain for our meat. (Maybe I'll decide to make new vegetables that taste like steak and pork chops). And while I'm at it, I'd like any animal killed by other animals for food to die RIGHT AWAY (to avoid zebras being eaten by lions while still alive; that has always seemed pretty harsh to me). 4. If I'm god, I am going to fix humanity so that NO drug is addictive. 5. If I'm god, I'm going to fix it so that leaders (military, political, religious) turn bright orange when they are lying. (This won't help with the crazies who do not really KNOW that they are lying, but it will help with the vast majority who DO). Okay, all that plus all Antigone said. :) This "god" is tired! :)

First I'd make one day last an eternity. That should give me time to do all the other wonderful and interesting things that the other posters would want to do.

Go back to the drawing board - take a big rubber and redraw the human being with a much, much bigger heart filled with compassion and empathy. I'd also make all military uniforms exactly the same, then neither side of any conflict would know who the heck to shoot!! :)

Cover the sky with clouds shaped like rude gestures.

Condemn every good person to heaven. And cover the whole sky with an aurora, like in saudia arubia.

Declare Answerbag to be the world religion/forum, and punish Trolls MIGHTILY........

create world peace.....if i could

So many ideas....

i would end poverty. bring an end to aids and all horrible illnesses like this. i would end child abuse. i would end all abuse of anyone. i would do very nast things to perverts. i would also show myself and make everyone have the same faith. i would end racism. i would end everything that is bad.

Bring about the end of this ungrateful earth. There is just so much sin and pain in this world that I would just whip my hands clean of it and destroy the whole thing.

I would make a movie. Hire Morgan Freeman to play myself and play some good jokes on Jim Carrey.

Burn all the bibles and churches and declare a holiday from Religion.

Just stand up and yell "SEE! I DO EXIST"!!!

Well, try acting like a good angel in the heart of any big city's ghetto and compelled to do the right thing, no matter what. Even with supernatural power, as God for a day, I would still be compelled to do the right thing--demonstrate righteousness. Because of free will, I would be obligated to allow human beings to experience the consequences for the choices they made, but yet play a role in their lives daily--generally called "grace" and "mercy".

I would speak Loudly to earth 'in one year I will judge everyone on what they did to make the world a better place and help out each other. I would then make it so all rapists and murders would all of a sudden drop dead'. Then I would just wait until I turned back to normal.

Make it so that I would have godly powers long after that day was over.

MAKE EVERY STARVING PERSON HEALTHY AMD FED. THEN I WOULD CANCEL OPERA...LOL MAKE HATEFULL RACIST LOVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.. NO BODY WOULD DIE FOR THAT DIE THAT I WAS GOD..

prove i exist

If I were god for a day, I'd have a lot of explaining to do: First, to any hurting from the death of a loved one, death does not happen because I am mean, mad, or capricious. These bio-chemical machines that encase your soul get sick or broken and eventually stop working. This is natural law; it's nothing personal. And, I promise that when it is the natural time for your machine to quit, you're not done. There's much more. The answer to the age old question 'Am I my brother's keeper?' is Yes you are your brother's keeper. Even with the damage that you did to the Earth, there are resources and food a plenty. No one should go to bed hungry. No one should be homeless. The bounty of this planet is meant to be shared, not hoarded. Shame on you. It's not my job to redistribute; it's your free will opportunity to share. Third, people that kill in my name are very naughty. I have not sanctioned any war, and I am particularly repulsed by the idea of a holy war. I do not reward these types of behaviors. In case you haven't noticed yet, all of you are basically the same make and model of vehicle. There are very superficial differences. Therefore, you are all basically equal in basic human rights, dignity, and opportunity. No one is to own another person. For further clarification, refer to my Second Point. Fourth, just as you are all equal, each of you is a singularly unique individual and has an important role to fill here. Therefore, you must strive to be the best you can be in both your talent and in sharing your talent with others. Fifth, understand you may make mistakes or even fail. Mistakes and failures are opportunities to expand your perception. Use the opportunity and move on. Do not get stuck. Sixth, because of your individuality, you will disagree with others and may even come to dislike them. It's ok to feel this way, but you must accord the other basic human rights and dignity and opportunity. Seventh, because you are a corporate entity too, the group has the obligation to contain and to control those spiritually or psychologically damaged persons who seek to hurt themselves or others. Finally, I could wave my hand and fix all of the things that are broken on your planet or within yourselves. But, if I did so, you would not grow into your best you fulfilling your potential. Rather, I will leave it to you. You have everything you need right here to realize heaven on earth including my blessing and love. Then, I would blow a kiss and caress the air. Every single person would feel the kiss and the caress physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually. And, they would remember it for the rest of their lives.

Make myself get some mean abs Cure all deseases etc. lots more lol make the time i am god forever.

If I were god for a day, I would ask God what He would do in my situation. Being god for a day is what got Lucifer in trouble... and put us into this mortal experience.

Presumably the "real" God is going to resume work after I have had my day, so there's quite a limit to what I can accomplish. It makes no sense to try to improve on things, obviously, since God must have made them that way for his/her own good reason, and will just revert them back to their miserable state after my day is over. God could even wipe out my memory of the experience. If I could be God permanently, I would definitely try harder to improve the experience of life, and to relieve suffering of living things in general. So, acknowledging the futility of trying to have any lasting changes, I suppose I would focus on enjoying the day while I have it. I'd want to spend the day marveling at the answers to the big questions, now that I'd finally have them. I'd try to find some way to escape God's power to reset me back to my original mortal state.

I'd try to get rid of poverty,aids and war.

I'm make my bank account a bit bigger :p

Change the human race into a completely different species,

I would probaly think what a terrible job the previous God had made. Come to the conclusion the world would be better off without a God and dissappear in a puff of smoke.

I would probaly think what a terrible job the previous God had made. Come to the conclusion the world would be better off without a God and dissappear in a puff of smoke.

Paper plates. We have all this nice china and dishware but the wife insists on paper plates, cups and plastic silverware. Lets get rid of the paper plates.

injustice

Bring peace to all the world.

...get rid of the distance between my Love and I, and make sure Her Heart is mine forever and ever, as mine is Hers...

listen.

End racism, abuse and intolerance.

turn the entire US into a socialist community...Following Karl Marx and his beliefs and to make the world less greedy and kill the entire Bush family...and dick cheney...

End all unneccesary forms of suffering (disease, war, famine, mental illness, birth defects, etc) and make intentional stupidity very, -V-E-R-Y- painful. ^ That'd solve every problem I can think of right now... I'm not sure that'd cause any problems, or if it misses out on any problems... Seems a pretty simple thing to do as well if you're omnipotent : /

I would give everyone who tithed, or donated money or land to any church or religous organization a full refund with interest. I would also decree that all church's open their doors to house the homeless and others in need of shelter. I would also restore the bible to it's original unedited version and note what is verbatim and what is not... and that's just for starters.

Um... come on man. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/104930

uhm..

Suicide

id make everyone have an orgasm at random times

Fix EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. That's all.

i would bring peace..COMPLETE peace..to this fucked world. And i would make it stay that way beyond my ruling.

Get rid of the war in Iraq and world hunger. Also I give everyone their job back that lose theirs.

Allow. Everything that NEEDS to be done IS being done. The rest is up to you.

Too many things to list. the very first thing, to feed everyone. the second to give everyone a glimpse of their infinite self. This list would be infinite. Restore balance to the Earth. Fix Global warming. Fill the reservoirs, put rain where it needs to be and Sun where it needs to be. Even Show you God Don't think i could fix all the Earths ills in one day. End Suffering, end Hunger, Give every one what they need. Cure everyones ills. Bring back the salmon. Flood everyones heart with Love.

I'd probably pretend to be someone's invisible friend for the entire day.

I would do the same thing that God is doing. One cannot improve upon His perfection.

Make myself god forever.

I would do what hes been doing this whole time, nothing... And watch the world in peril as it goes further down the drain.

Resign.

I would randomly heal the deathly ill. It would be so random and infrequent that believers would have their beliefs reinforced and non-believers would start to doubt their position. That, or speak to the world in a loud and booming voice making non-believers crap themselves as I laugh. God loves practical jokes.

I would take away diseases, made as many Earths as necessary for eternal living of every creature.

Get rid of the jews.

Start over

Damn all my followers to hell and self destruct.

take away circumcision , and give the ability of flying 2 man

take a leek on all the people i hate 1st of all! then all the good people id make sure have good lives and id keep them from harm, and all the S**t heads, I would send to a dessert island with loads of sharks swimming around it!

I would never become recognizable to human's minds. I would never give them my written words, nor let them try to debate on what I want or not want from them. I'd remain truly SUPERIOR.

Smite my fanclub

i wouldnt, seeing as i am not

The same as he is doing now.

Abolish all religions and offer salvation to anyone who leads a "good and upstanding" life. That and I'd set the Pittsburgh Steelers to win the next two superbowls.

Wipe out the human race.

Re-unite all of humanity as one entity

Make peace. For just this day atleast.

Show myself and become the benevolent loving entity that humans claim me to be instead of the uncaring, vengeful, sycophantic monster that's portrayed in most religion's holy works.

I would snap my fingers and send everyone to their own personal heaven for all eternity.

sort out the middle east before it gets any worser.

I'd be walking on water, maybe turning some of it into wine.. you know, same ol' same ol'

Take a chill pill.

Smite every self righteous human who presumed to speak for me. or Push the reset button. or Create perfect happiness for all. Oh wait, that isn't possible...humans are corrupt creatures.

Reveal myself to the world.

I would let everyone know who I am, by telling everyone what my name is and that I want to hear my name spoken in appreciation every day of the rest of their lives.

Mentally emotionally and physically fu*k with a few specific people until they ran out in front of trucks screaming.

Instead of going to work, swimming in the Pacific! ;-)

kill all CHAVs and to all those who dont have it bring love

ummmmm..... probably take advantage

have world peace

With a resounding POP! pull a whole lot of heads out of a whole lot of butts

Find a way to make some people feel special. Not the rich and famous, but the guy who held open a door without a thank you, or the woman who smiled at someone for no reason except to share joy. Maybe the mom who works all day, makes dinner and never asks for anything in return. I would just make people feel special for a moment, thanked in a way that would mean something to only them. Maybe make a waitresses feet stop hurting for awhile. Mundane things that would feel good to no one but the person getting it. The small joys are often the best in life.