ANSWERS: 100
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Condems
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A present you gave to her before. I've seen ahppen this before, so I would know from experience. hahah.
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Liposuction coupons.
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My Mum gave my wife a cookery book and my wife HATES cooking! The book did also feature sewing tips and other stuff like that, my wifes hobbies are marathon running, swimming and weight lifting! So it was not exactly her sort of thing!!!
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How to books.
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Any gift with the price tag left on!
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fruitcake
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It sounds like there's a story behind this question...is there??? I would say any book about marriage or family by Dr. Laura.
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box of tampons
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I would say the book divorces for dummies.
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I would say any item that had to do with any kind of household chore.
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An unannounced visit... Oh wait. That's the most undesirable gift. lol.
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After I gave birth to my son my mother in law gave me a red thong. At the time I didnt wear thongs and especially not after pushing a 7 lb human out of my vagina..OHHH the pain. To wear a thong afterwards was NOT an option.
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Membership to Weight Watchers
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An enema kit?
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A year's worth of Midol
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A Jenny Craig membership and diatetic (sugar free) chocolates at the same time!
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I received a toilet brush... FOR CHRISTMAS... that was all it was!
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A book on etiquette.
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Colon cleansers.
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hire you a maid! While this is actually something nice to have, what exactly is she trying to tell you!
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A FREE consultation with a DIVORCE lawyer! Or the "DUMMIES GUIDE TO ABTINENCE!"
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well I recive a gift every week !! when she comes to pick up her sons lawndry because "she just wants to help out" and ofcourse the unsaid: I dont do his lawndry the way she does it!! not a nice gift !
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a boob job, cooking classes, make-up, a book on anything that shows them how to do anything that they don't do
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A cookbook i reckon.
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id say a gym membership or an how clean is your house book by trinny and suzannah. now that would be annoying
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Cooking for Dummies book.
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Cleaning supplies, indicating the woman keeps a dirty house.
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A rope with a note which reads "Find A tree"
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If you extend this question to include ex-mother in law then there is only one answer "her son".
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The sickly sweet comment that she thought I had too many male hormones because I liked sport and had a career. This was not her idea of a stay at home housewife. She also nicknamed me Oracle LOL which I rather liked she was not bright enough to know it was a compliment . If she was more intelligent it would have been patronising. I only ever received stupid things to make me a better housewife.
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Anti-wrinkle cream, or an ironing board cover.
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I think that the most insulting gift/s that a woman can receive from her mother-in-law would be like the ones that the character-role of Jennnifer Lopez received from the character-role of Jane Fonda in the comedy movie entitled "Monster-in-Law". Although, it was excessive...but heyyy, reality is always stranger than fiction, so who knows?! There might have been women who received and experienced those kinds of crap.... :)
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the phone number of her new single male neighbor - he's very nice, good-looking... and a doctor!
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Condoms or other form of birth control. It's like saying, "Don't even bother reproducing with my bubbala."
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nothing thats gotta be upsetting to not get anything at all
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I would say any kind of "how to" book, or kitchen utensils. Or maybe a membership to Jenny Craig.
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I don't think that they are trying to change you. but in the old days a way to man's heart is through his stomach.
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She has to be sick. are she is thinking about herself.
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something someone has previously given them.
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"How To Be A Better Wife", Wrinkle Cream, Diet Book (by Dr. Phil of course...). Ouch.
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a wdding planning book!!!! unless your already planning on getting married or are engaged.
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A dildo
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cleaning supplies.
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My mother-in-law gave my husband of 18 years a subscription to Match.com
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Anything to eat that you are really allergic to and she KNOWS you are allergic to it! (Happened to a friend of mine more than once, MOM would tell Sonny-boy..."oh let me cook her birthday dinner!" The friend was allergic to dairy an to strawberries and to nuts....MOM then proceeded to cook foods with DAIRY, a Fresh strawberry cake, and a dish that had freaking peanuts in it...Mom threw a royal fit when the friend couldn't eat most of the dinner and called her UNGRATEFUL in front of everyone. (this bitch made it a point to include at least something the friend was allergic to in a main part of EVERY family meal she ever prepared that the friend would be attending.....) They are divorced now, and the friend is in a much, much happier relationship!
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a vasectomy brochure to my husband and a vacuum and broom to me
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here is a comment for 'thinkin'.. maybe if you would take the time to read the question, you could understand why I came up with such a hilarious answer. What is the most insulting gift a woman can recieve from her mother-in-law? box of tampons there, do you understand now, maybe now you won't be so quick to diss the intelligence of guys.. smile pussycat!
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a broom and a bottle of eye-of-newt.
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A letter askong you to give her son back.
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Magnifying mirror. Told me to look at it. HARD!
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A Broom and a Mop - and, She leave's me to clean up his _S _ _ _T ! what's missing ( me )- real quick ! -- Pattijo
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A dust buster. lol :)
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Cleaning Gear...Detergents Included...
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Diet pills
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A pack of condoms
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This gift was not from my mother in law but an actual gift from my own mother. Early in my relationship with my husband she gave me a book on how to be a good mistress and another on the ways of pleasuring a man for fun and profit. The inscription in the good mistress book was you'll never make a good wife. I was terribly upset by the gift but in all honesty, after I got over it, I read them both and use what I learned in them to make my husband very happy. We will celebrate our 15 year anniversary in March so Thanks mom! I also received household cleaning products from my mother in law but they were when my husband and I had just moved in together and we were poor so they were a blessing to have. The only thing my mother in law has ever done that I found a little insulting was try to do my husband's laundry. I didn't take it as an insult against myself but to my husband. She was basically saying you're too dumb to do for yourself. She babied him his whole life and that was an injustice to him him because he had to learn so much when we got married it was like teaching a child instead of a grown man. Parents that don't teach their children the very basics of living like cleaning, cooking, fiscal and personal responsibility make me physically ill.
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I think a douche would be a crappy gift from mom in law.
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A book called "Cooking For Dummies".
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Bridget jones stretch knickers.
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anything that is how to...... cook, clean, raise kids any thing like that
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My grandmother gives my mother some kind of cleaning supply every year for Christmas, and then she makes fun of her and asks her if she knows what it is. ...My grandmother's house is one of the dirtiest houses I have ever seen, but she thinks it is clean just because she keeps all of her junk crammed in the closets. Her house is covered in cobwebs and dust...Maybe my mom should start giving HER cleaning products for Christmas!
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I got an iron the first Cmas we were married. I laughed and looked at my new husband and said, "Who's going to use this?" He did.
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Last Christmas (2005) my new mother in law gave me a "free gift with purchase" from Macy's. You know around Christmas time if you buy an item they give you a gift? Well, I got the gift....it even said FREE WITH PURCHASE!!!!!!
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A picture of her other daughter-in-law, along with a comment like, "Isn't she just a perfect wife gal for my..." Unspoken...I like her more. Even worse if it was YOUR husbands first wife!
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Deodrent
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Won't be a popular answer, but her son. If that counts as a "gift". Also, things that she feels I need to become more "domestic" (iron, blender, you name it). Because being "domestic" is what defines us as women she once said. Ughhhhhhhhh. Happily I don't have to deal with either one anymore.
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Cookbook, How to keep your house clean book.
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Anti-aging cream of kitchen appliances.
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Cleaning supplies or hygiene supplies.
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A bottle of motion lotion with some handcuffs, and a whip..
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A COOK BOOK
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A cook book, or something with a title like "Raising children for dummies"
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A gift that you gave her already
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ANOTHER MANS PHONE NUMBER
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Divorce Papers that she drew up
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My Mother-In-Law buys this cheap food with expired dates and feeds this to mychildren when they are at her house then sends it home with them- I didn't realize this but, powdered Kool-AID can actually go bad after 2 years.
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gym membership
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Give her gloves :P Every year
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Birth Control
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I book on how to be a good wife...
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A paid trip for her husband and she is not inlcuded
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A coupon for a free consultation with a divorce attorney.
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A book titled: "How to be a good wife"
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wrinkle cream! or cleaning supplies
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A check for $5000.00 and on the line that says "for" she put "plastic surgery". Ouch.
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pre/post-nup froms or a guide on how to be a mindful wife!
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slim fast
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The world's largest pair of Granny Panties.
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usually anything to do with cleaning the house unless its a maid that SHE's paying for
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An application to be a contestant on the Swan.
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Mother-in-Law gifts are the worst. They are usually vehicles geared toward trying to get a son or daughter-in-law to be what "Mom" thinks "Jr." needs to be happy because, Lord knows, "Jr." can't figure it out for him-or-herself even though he/she made an adult committment to enter into an adult relationship with another adult.
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My mother-in-law gave me a pregnancy test kit the other day. (Fortunately, she was joking, but if she hadn't been...)
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Her on your doorstep with her bags saying she is moving in.
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A lease to a new apartment.
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an album of pictures of an ex girl friend with labels that say he was a lot happier then
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Her son and his new life partner at your flat on an unannounced Sunday visit. That or the damned herpes.
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A PRENUP
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subscription to weight watchers.
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Um I would have to say divorce papers already "Signed"
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